So, Married At First Sight UK is back and, honestly, where – on this planet of billions – do they find such, ahem, interesting characters?
If you aren't up to date with the current season of the social experiment turned romance reality TV show, be warned, we are about to jump head first into the chaotic first few episodes.
The rapping. That's what we are going to be addressing here, amongst other things.
Dean Vary, who wed Sarah Gillanders in the current series shocked us all by breaking into a rap when he was at the altar with his new wife, but that wasn't all, as he later serenaded her during the dinner, leaving MAFS viewers cringing.
However, according to Dean it wasn't actually as awkward as it seemed. During a chat with Lucinda Light on the MAFS podcast, MAFS UK: It’s Official! he opened up to the Aussie bride about some unaired moments.
'The best part for me was definitely seeing Sarah and her whole family join in with the rap,' he confessed and erm, what?
Did anyone else see Sarah's dad turn into Eminem and duet with Dean? Silent beat boxing, perhaps?
'When I went in to see my mum and dad,' Dean went on, recounting his favourite moments, 'they were waiting for me and they hadn’t seen me in my full suit yet. We don’t usually say we’re proud or show emotion.'
We have a feeling that little nugget of Dean's personal life is sure to crop up during a couch chat with the experts; they just love to dive into how family dynamics affect your romantic relationships.
'It’s not really in our family that much,' he went on, 'so to see them be so for it was really nice.'
Dean also opened up to Lucinda about the saucy side of his wedding night with Sarah and at least he was a gentleman.
'We spoke openly, just respectful. I was like, "Look, we don’t have to do anything. We’ll do it at our own pace. No rush". So we just slept in bed together,' he explained, 'at opposite ends. It was, like, fine.'
Opposite ends as in top and tale? Like you do at sleepovers when you're in primary school or next to each other but far, far, FAR apart? We're going to need some clarification there, Dean.
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Emily Vierke is a digital writer who has dabbled in the world of celeb, beauty and fashion. After failing to make the cut as a MAFS bride, Emily dedicates her time to writing about the reality TV grooms that could have been her future husband.