We've been completely invested in Harry Edward Styles and his dimples for over half a decade now but even though we like to think we know him and can usually make sense of his weird and wonderful ways – there is still a part of Harry that is completely mysterious/cryptic af.
ICYMI, Hazza unleashed his debut solo album onto the world today and even though we definitely think he's been EXTREMELY honest with his fab new music - he basically admitted that Two Ghosts is about Taylor Swiftand Carolina is about a girl he met on a night out - we have some big questions that need answering about regarding his song Kiwi.
Kiwi is an absolute banger (we can’t wait to see him perform it live) and is very Rolling-Stones-esque but the lyrics have got fans very, very, very confused.
Harry starts off by singing about a “pretty” girl he likes presumably from New Zealand, but then drops a bombshell about a baby.
A BABY.
"I’m having your baby, it’s none of your business/I’m having your baby, it’s none of your business"
Has Harry Styles fathered a baby? Did someone want his baby? Is he about to become the third One Direction daddy?
Late Late Show host James Corden even waded into all the confusion by joking that 'he's the father' in a hilarious tweet.
Harry, mate, we know you're busy and all that but can you PLEASE ELABORATE?
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