What reality stars will do for airtime news now, and Marnie Simpson and Chloe Ferry are set to get to know each other BIBLICALLY in the Geordie Shore season 12 finale.
O to the M to the G.
In sneak peeks unleashed by MTV ahead of the Tuesday 3 May airdate, Marnie and Chloe have a lot of making up to do after a ferocious fight – with Marnie telling the camera she'd really like to spend the night with Aaron Chalmers, but feeling obliged to stay with Chloe.
They make up… and then some.
Chloe pulls out a dildo (where exactly was she hiding that thing?) and brandishes it at Marnie, saying: "I'm game as f_ck – I'm gonna get a f_cking dildo and I'm gonna f*ck it."
No need to be shy, love – tell her what you really want to do.
They, er, get cracking with the lights off – and an audience peeking through the window, which doesn't strike us as very gentlemanly – until DISASTER: the vibrator breaks.
The next morning, both lasses can't quite look each other in the eye.
"Do you remember what I remember?" asks Chloe. "You know what they say – sharing is caring."
Let's hope they gave that thing a proper wipe-down afterwards, eh.
It (ahem) comes after Marnie revealed to heat that she identifies as bi and has been experimenting with women for the last five years.
"It's been a while, but you know when you don't know yourself and you're confused about it? When I was 19, I realised I would look at some girls in a different way to other girls," she said.
"I've always kissed girls, but I don't think I took it seriously until I had an encounter with a girl a year ago."
Catch Geordie Shore's happy ending – to series 12 – on Tuesday 3 May at 10pm on MTV.
Aaaand you can watch the whole thing right here:
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