17 things that’ll make you feel older than time itself, from Paris Hilton’s sex tape to One Direction’s birth

Did you wake up this morning and peer at your wrinkles with your prematurely short-sighted vision and sigh, deeply, at the passing of time?

Well we did. And it's ruddy ridiculous just how much stuff has happened in the (we thought) short amount of time that has lapsed since we arrived in the world. Here's a bunch of things that will make you feel sooooo nostalgic your soul might die a little inside.