It's been more than 24 hours since that bombshell news that Benedict Cumberbatch is engaged to his theatre director lady-friend Sophie Hunter, and, tbqh, we're still devo.
But, life goes on. That's what they say, isn't it, the ones who have never had their very heart ripped in two and thrown at their feet? That time heals all wounds? That's what they say anyway.
So this is us, plastering a wan smile on our face and heroically, determinedly, moving on. We've searched every crevice of the internet to find you the 20 hottest non-Cumberbuns famous blokes out there - and we think we've done humanity a favour, actually.
So weep. Weep for the love you might have known. But release him. Release the 'Batch like we must all release him, and turn your filthy minds to this gorgeous new batch (sorry) of fit, fit celebrity men. You're welcome.
20 hot men you can fancy now Benedict Cumberbatch is off the market - Jamie Dornan, Sam Claflin, Douglas Booth, Chris Pratt, Dougie Poynter and more
Domhnall Gleeson
He’s ginger, he’s got the pale white skin of a milk bottled angel and he played the heroic Bill Weasley in the Harry Potter franchise. AND he’s got the blood of acting royalty - Brendan Gleeson and Mary Gleeson – pumping through his veins. PHWOAR.
Julian Ovenden
Julian’s currently starring as Lady Mary’s socialist suitor, Charles Blake, in Downton Abbey. However, he’s excelled in a slew of period productions throughout his acting career, which has led us to believe that he’s an ACTUAL ENGLISH GENTLEMAN. With manners and proper pronunciation and everything. Cool fact: He recently told us that he made a boa constrictor cake for his son for his birthday, which he pressed a sieve against to give the appearance of scales. What more could you want in a man? Except, maybe, an absence of a child, and a fantastic opera-singing wife. SIGH.
Eddie Redmayne
He might have sounded a bit like Kermit in Les Miserables, but this 32-year-old British actor is definitely more prince than frog. We’d better snog him a few times just to check.
Allan Leech
Allan’s not a particularly inspiring name, but hopefully this Irish charmer can make a stand for Allans everywhere. Cast in Downton Abbey as the ambitious chauffeur Tom Branson, Allan is set to ruffle a few feathers in the upcoming Imitation Game alongside Benedict Cumberbatch and Keira Knightley.
Freddie Fox
What is it about thespian dynasties and their ability to produce super-hot blokes? Is it something to do with the concentration of their genes? Freddie’s mum and dad are Joanna David and Edward Fox, and his older sis is Emilia Fox. He also counts Billie Piper as his cousin by marriage, which is nice.
Max Irons
You might recognise melt-in-the-mouth Max from the film The Riot Club, which was out earlier this autumn. But if you’re not already a devotee, there’s plenty of reason to start now. With that cut-glass accent and chiselled, straight-out-of-a-Burberry-advert jawline (he’s a former model for the company), he gives off the constant air of having just represented Oxford University in a rugby match. You get the feeling that engaging in any kind of physical activity with him would feel a bit like romping with a future prime minister, just without the annoying political banter and ensuing press coverage. Power = sexy.
Austin Butler
We first spied this blond bombshell in the Carrie Diaries, and now we can’t stop dribbling over his Instagram. Soz, Austin. Come to the UK soon, yeah?
Justin Chambers
He plays Dr Alex Karev in Grey’s Anatomy, but you might have seen his gorgeous fizzog around elsewhere before that. He was an American model back in the day, and he has a really fat old beagle called D'Artagnan. Unfortunately he’s married. To his wife of 20 years. Damn…
Jesse Williams
Another Grey’s Anatomy stalwart, Jesse plays Dr Jackson Avery and… sorry, did you say something? We just… his eyes, we… drowning…
Nathan Fillion
Nathan’s got the kind of face that a lot of guys have, but better. It’s much better than all those other guys. You might recognise him from Castle, Desperate Housewives, or pretty much any American TV series. We like his funny hair.
Chris Pratt
He's funny and he's in loads of stuff. And he's got a nice face. And a decent body. That's all you need to know.
Martin Compston
This man is very Scottish, and he looks cheeky. We like this combination.
Dougie Poynter
Brock Hurn
Douglas Booth
Like the English version of Chace Crawford. We would. Several times over.
Theo James
Sam Claflin
We'd let him play Hunger Games with us all day long.
Matthew Goode
Kwabs
British singer with the voice of an angel and the face of a god. Yes please.