Those of you for whom the only good thing about Christmas is the excuse to be drunk for a whole month will be pleased to know there’s now an anti-advent calendar.
So you can now celebrate each day of hatred without a regular irritating advent calendar filled with mainstream chocolate. You’d never buy such a thing.
The advent calendar is available on Prezzybox, a gift website, and a description reads: "We all remember how the Grinch stole christmas, now you can as well!
"Have a wonderfully macabre Christmas with this anti-advent calendar, filled to the brim with misfortune and dismay.
"Be filled with woe as you open each advent door to one of Pechkek's Misfortune Cookies, which are guaranteed to spread festive gloom.
"Fill the house with grim jokes, black humour and loud laughter and purchase one of these brilliant Anti-Advent Calendars!"
The advent calendar will set you back £27.99, which really is a small price to pay to affirm to all your mates just how much you hate the festive season.
Click here to buy it.
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