What are you thinking about right now? Tenner says it’s bacon.
And now a way exists to make bacon even better. Step forward: the bacon toaster.
Don’t think you need a bacon toaster in your life? You’re basically wrong.
Sure, it’s pretty much just a grill but it’s turned on its side. And for bacon! Up to six slices of bacon of the thickness of your choice, so long as your choice is regular or thick. Mmm… thick.
Still not convinced? The standy-uppy nature of the bacon toaster means that fat can drip off. Rather like in a regular grill, now we come to think of it.
But this is so much more exciting than that. Believe.
“This snazzy little device is able to cook up to six pieces of bacon in no time at all and what's better, being enclosed means no grease all over the hob or work surface making clean up as easy as 1, 2, 3!” chirrup the brains behind the Bacon Express.
“Simply pop in your bacon of choice, turn the dial to the desired amount of crispiness and you'll have tasty bacon in a jiffy!”
We’re in.
Although at £49.95 we’re hard pressed to choose between that and Aldi’s incredible wine advent calendar.
BUT WHY SHOULD WE HAVE TO CHOOSE?
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