Saturday
Andy Murray's embarrassment at being made to dance with his mum on national telly was painfully obvious on Strictly Come Dancing...
And, as ever, Gogglebox's assessment of Judi Murray's performance from the week before, was bang on. She's still our favourite though.
And this. Well, this was just super-cute.
Over on The X Factor, there was a lot going on.
There was a DERMOT DANCE
There was a CLASSIC Louis moment
There was your new earworm...
And, of course, a stage invader.
Sunday
It's great to see that Cheryl Cole is #justlikeus and didn't know what to do with herself after a big day of eating on the couch.
After years of horrendous fights, catty remarks and screaming rows we think Bobby Norris said the WORST thing that's ever been said on TOWIE.
Also, apparently you have to be over 30 to get a DIVASHIP in Essex. Which we can only imagine is a bit like a car dealership, but selling exclusively divas.
Monday
Made in Chelsea hasn't been on the best form recently. Even a cheating scandal turned out not to be a cheating scandal. So thank goodness for Sam Thompson, bringing the LOLs
Tuesday
HOW IS JAMES STILL ON THE APPRENTICE WE DON'T UNDERSTAND
Wednesday
Apparently losing Chloe Sims means Elliot Wright has lost the power of speech...
Thursday
The Fall is BACK!! Jamie Dornan is still playing a murderer. And we still fancy him lots more than we should. Look... he's a man of many talents!
Late on Thursday night, we FINALLY got to see another 50 Shades of Grey trailer and we couldn't help but notice that Dakota Johnson spends the entire time loudly exhaling and inhaling.
But then, as many of you pointed out on twitter - if Jamie Dornan was trying to do naughty stuff with you, you probably WOULD, wouldn't you??