If we were suggest a night out down the bingo, your response would probably be something along the lines of 'shut it, grandma - stick your dabber where the sun don't shine.' But what if we were to take you to a special bingo? A bingo that encourages a Jägerbomb or two and offers a double-ended dildo as a prize?
Yup - say hello to Bongo's Bingo; the craze that's quite literally sweeping the nation. So what the hell is it and why do you have to experience the madness?
A bit of background, first. Bongo's Bingo started out in Liverpool two years ago, with the team now travelling up and down the UK bringing their own brand of absolute BATSHIT BONKERS. The premise? Bingo with a big night out chucked in.
They've just announced loads of new shows, so let's find out where to catch 'em and who might just be popping up on stage.
London Clapham (The Grand) - July 14th and August 18th
Artful Dodger will be bringing all the early noughties vibes to Clapham's The Grand on Friday 14th July, with another London date on Friday August 18th if that isn't enough notice for ya.
Fancy going along? Tickets are available over here at bongosbingo.co.uk. HURRY UP, pal.
The Blackpool Tower - August 4th
Er, guess what? Bongo's Bingo's making its debut at Blackpool's properly-legendary tower on Friday August 4th. They might've taken the phenomenon everywhere from Dubai to Australia, but this could be the one we're most excited about tbh.
Kenny Mew, General Manager of The Blackpool Tower, said: “The Blackpool Tower, and the Ballroom in particular, is a perfect place for Bongo’s Bingo. The Ballroom is a truly iconic destination in resort and we can’t wait to welcome Bongo’s Bingo fans to experience it this summer. It will be a great night and we can’t wait to play."
Same, Kenny. Tickets are available over here.
What you waiting for, eh? Introduce your mates to the madness that is Bongo's Bingo or...yeah...regret it for eternity.
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