Hi there reader, before we get started, we would like to reiterate how much we like newness.
We love Megan Mckenna's new career venture, we love the newbies in Geordie Shore and we can't get enough of the Topshop New In section.
WE LOVE BABY BEAR PAYNE AND HE'S SO NEW.
But, Tesco's new crisp flavour is so weird and new and we are really confused. If this is #popculture, then we should probably start growing parsnips for fun, or something.
It's a flavour that in it's own right, is nommy. We'd queue up for 30 minutes to taste it if we were at a funfair.
BUT CANDY CANE FLAVOURING DOESN'T BELONG ON CRISPS.
It's like ferrying Victoria Baker Harber to the Sugarhut for a round of jaeger bombs or writing an essay on the square root of 38304 on a Sunday morning.
TESCO has launched the limited-edition crisp flavour just before Christmas (WHY OH WHY.)
The crisps are said to have a slight pink hue.
The supermarket's website describes the flavour as: “Hand cooked crisps seasoned and dusted with a sweet peppermint flavouring for a sweet and salty taste experience.”
Someone please just pass us a normal packet of ready-salted. Please.
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