You can turn off the internet now. We've reached the peak of all human endeavour. Happy #piggate day, everybody.
Cassetteboy has just done the David Cameron #piggate parody to end all David Cameron #piggate parodies
If this doesn’t make you squeal with laughter, you’re probably telling porkies
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