CBB 2016: We need to talk about David Gest’s hair

Was anybody else mesmerised last night?

Published on7th January 2016 at 12.42pm

You’ve spoken, and we’ve listened. Let’s talk about David Gest’s hair.

So David entered the CBB house on Tuesday night, and in his personal VT he explained that Michael Jackson (you’ll be hearing a lot of these big names dropped over the series) was the one that convinced him to have plastic surgery.

He revealed that he had his face and nose worked on by surgeons, but that’s it. However, in heat Towers, we’re all wondering why he didn’t follow in Wayne Rooney’s footsteps with a hair transplant.

Last night we got a better look at David’s hair while he was talking to fellow housemate Winston. David clearly wasn’t interested in the conversation, and neither were we. We just can’t work out what is going on with his barnet!

Is it fluffy? Is there actually any hair there? Does he have a black scalp? Will it wash out in the shower? Why is it so shiny? So many unanswered questions.

We just don’t understand.

Here’s what the rest of you thought of it:

Spray paint?

Or Sharpie?

Polished and preened…

Or maybe stuck on?

There were a couple of monkey comparisons…

And also one about a chick?

No caption needed for the genius comparison!

Slightly on the harsh side…

But the ultimate question: would you tell your friend?

Here’s the rest of the CBB housemates:

CBB January 2016 official line-up

1 of 16

Gemma Collins

FUN FACT: Gemma once lost three stone in a month by JUST DRINKING JUICE. She must've been absolutely hank marvin.

2 of 16

Scotty T

FUN FACT: Geordie Shore's Scotty once got catfished so hard he drove three hours out of his way only to meet a 47-year-old man called Peter. ROFFLE.

3 of 16

Danniella Westbrook

FUN FACT: Danni's been touted for CBB for as long as we can remember, most recently last year after she admitted she needed a roof over her head because she'd been made homeless. Crikey.

4 of 16

Christopher Maloney

FUN FACT: The ex-X Factor star underwent £60,000 worth of plastic surgery in 2015 after getting sick of Mr Potato Head comparisons. 60,000. Of the Queen's English pounds.

5 of 16

Stephanie Davis

FUN FACT: Stephanie was 'let go' from her Hollyoaks contract in July 2015 following claims she'd been drinking on set. However, she's always denied the rumours - maybe CBB will be where she sets the record straight.

6 of 16

David Gest

FUN FACT: The ex-husband of Liza Minelli is reportedly trousering a sweet $1 million for this CBB stint. Spend it wisely, eh Dave? Maybe invest in some non-magician clothes.

7 of 16

Kristina Rihanoff

FUN FACT: Poor Kristina was given a rough ride by Twitter trolls after the breakdown of her relationship with Joe Calzaghe.

8 of 16

Darren Day

FUN FACT: Ol' Dazza once dated actual Isla Fisher. ISLA FISHER. WE KNOW.

9 of 16

Nancy Dell'Olio

FUN FACT: Nancy's not just the ex-girlfriend of Sven Goran-Eriksson - she's also a super-smart lawyer lady. Well, she was before all the reality shows.