It’s only day four on Celebrity Big Brother, but the housemates are getting waaaay more of Gemma Collins than they bargained for.
On tonight’s show, fans will see the TOWIE star let rip some seriously bad gas that leaves potential new BFF Jonathan Cheban sick to the stomach.
In scenes airing tonight on Channel 5, Gemma is seen rolling about a bed in pink lingerie and… this is gross – lifting one leg into the air in order to pass wind.
“Holy shit, did you just fart?” exclaims Jonathan in total horror at the Essex gal.
“I'm going to throw up!”
Us too, Jonathan.
With no shame whatsoever, Gemma carries on the display, joking: “I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow the house down!”
She may have done him a solid by massaging his ‘third eye’, but Jonathan had zero tolerance for Gemma’s self-confessed “bad belly”.
The American socialite continues on his rant, shouting: “There's now a hole in the bed! You picked your leg up to fart like a dog? What the f**k!”
Showbiz stalwart David Gest backs him up and begs her to stop. But Gemma insists: “I cannot stop! It doesn't smell, Dave!”
Better than a S.B.D. (silent but deadly).
Celebrity Big Brother continues on Channel 5 at 9pm.
Gemma Collins' most iconic statements of all time
I'm A Celebrity 2014: Gemma Collins most iconic statements
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"People are going to see the real bare, stripped-back me. I might just become Bear Grylls, you never know."We never did get to see Gemma chowing down on a raw snake, drinking her own urine or sleeping inside a rancid camel (yep, Bear Grylls has seriously done all of those things).
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"Yeah alright, I've cracked at the first hurdle. It's like the turtle and the slug or the horse and the rabbit or something, I can't remember what it is."Who could forget the age-old story of the turtle and the slug?
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"If they don’t give us a treat I’m going to kill myself.”Well, the suicide threats didn’t work, but outside of the jungle is a plentiful world of treats just waiting for Gem.
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"I've never been in a shower which takes so much hard work but you've just got to roll with it, like Oasis said."
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"I feel like I’ve got malaria. My poo is bright fluorescent yellow, we’ve got to get out of here today.”Symptoms of malaria do not include yellow poo, constant whinging or an Essex accent, sorry Gem.
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"Seriously, I'd give anything for a bit of dried fruit. Dried fruit! I'm not even asking for a ham sandwich. You know what I mean? With a packet of Quavers on the side."We’re not sure dried fruit is the best remedy for fluorescent yellow diarrhea Gem, maybe just stick to dry bread and water until the ‘malaria’ clears up.
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"People that murder get treated better than this, and that's the truth. Even a murderer gets fed three times a day."Murderers also don’t get paid at least £25,000 to go on a jolly holiday to Australia either. They also tend not to have strops and quit their sentences, but who cares about the details….
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"If I'm not in that camp in three minutes, I'm quitting."That’s what the helicopter was for, Gem.