CBB: Gemma Collins rubs Jonathan Cheban’s third eye

Stop sniggering at the back

Published on7th January 2016 at 12.28pm

We were a bit concerned about the lack of potential romance in the* CBB* house this year.

Apart from the inevitable making of the honking beast with two backs between Megan McKenna and Scotty T, everyone else in the house seems to be coupled up with partners outside the house.

But we had no need to fear.

Gemma Collins has been rubbing Jonathan Cheban’s third eye!

WITH HER FINGERS.

It's hard to tell who's enjoying it more

OK, it’s not quite getting down to some rumpy-pumpy under the covers but we’ll take what what we can get.

Yes, it’s only day two. No, you’re the desperate one.

Why was Gemma rubbing Jonathan’s third eye?

We have literally no idea. Maybe his vision was a bit cloudy or something.

Gemma, who seems to be some kind of Ravi Shanker figure (ask Paul McCartney. Or Ringo Starr), told Jonathan as she sensually rubbed his forehead: “What I want you to do, yeah, is imagine the biggest pink and red love heart and send it to the area…

“I’m going to send energy to it as well. I’m going to send it all the love from my fingers to my toes.”

Maybe Jonathan will try rubbing Kim Kardashian’s forehead when he’s back in the States.

SUDDEN THOUGHT: Will Kimmy K be stood in the rain in Elstree when Jonathan is evicted?

Can you even imagine it? Nah, us neither.

Big Brother continues tonight at 9pm on Channel 5.

Here's who else Gemma could be rubbing on the head:

CBB January 2016 official line-up

1 of 16

Gemma Collins

FUN FACT: Gemma once lost three stone in a month by JUST DRINKING JUICE. She must've been absolutely hank marvin.

2 of 16

Scotty T

FUN FACT: Geordie Shore's Scotty once got catfished so hard he drove three hours out of his way only to meet a 47-year-old man called Peter. ROFFLE.

3 of 16

Danniella Westbrook

FUN FACT: Danni's been touted for CBB for as long as we can remember, most recently last year after she admitted she needed a roof over her head because she'd been made homeless. Crikey.

4 of 16

Christopher Maloney

FUN FACT: The ex-X Factor star underwent £60,000 worth of plastic surgery in 2015 after getting sick of Mr Potato Head comparisons. 60,000. Of the Queen's English pounds.

5 of 16

Stephanie Davis

FUN FACT: Stephanie was 'let go' from her Hollyoaks contract in July 2015 following claims she'd been drinking on set. However, she's always denied the rumours - maybe CBB will be where she sets the record straight.

6 of 16

David Gest

FUN FACT: The ex-husband of Liza Minelli is reportedly trousering a sweet $1 million for this CBB stint. Spend it wisely, eh Dave? Maybe invest in some non-magician clothes.

7 of 16

Kristina Rihanoff

FUN FACT: Poor Kristina was given a rough ride by Twitter trolls after the breakdown of her relationship with Joe Calzaghe.

8 of 16

Darren Day

FUN FACT: Ol' Dazza once dated actual Isla Fisher. ISLA FISHER. WE KNOW.

9 of 16

Nancy Dell'Olio

FUN FACT: Nancy's not just the ex-girlfriend of Sven Goran-Eriksson - she's also a super-smart lawyer lady. Well, she was before all the reality shows.