CBB: Gemma Collins rubs Jonathan Cheban’s third eye

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CBB: Jonathan and Gemma

by Georgina Terry |
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We were a bit concerned about the lack of potential romance in the* CBB* house this year.

Apart from the inevitable making of the honking beast with two backs between Megan McKenna and Scotty T, everyone else in the house seems to be coupled up with partners outside the house.

But we had no need to fear.

Gemma Collins has been rubbing Jonathan Cheban’s third eye!

WITH HER FINGERS.

It's hard to tell who's enjoying it more

OK, it’s not quite getting down to some rumpy-pumpy under the covers but we’ll take what what we can get.

Yes, it’s only day two. No, you’re the desperate one.

Why was Gemma rubbing Jonathan’s third eye?

We have literally no idea. Maybe his vision was a bit cloudy or something.

Gemma, who seems to be some kind of Ravi Shanker figure (ask Paul McCartney. Or Ringo Starr), told Jonathan as she sensually rubbed his forehead: “What I want you to do, yeah, is imagine the biggest pink and red love heart and send it to the area…

“I’m going to send energy to it as well. I’m going to send it all the love from my fingers to my toes.”

Maybe Jonathan will try rubbing Kim Kardashian’s forehead when he’s back in the States.

SUDDEN THOUGHT: Will Kimmy K be stood in the rain in Elstree when Jonathan is evicted?

Can you even imagine it? Nah, us neither.

Big Brother continues tonight at 9pm on Channel 5.

Here's who else Gemma could be rubbing on the head:

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CBB January 2016 official line-up

Gemma Collins1 of 16

Gemma Collins

FUN FACT: Gemma once lost three stone in a month by JUST DRINKING JUICE. She must've been absolutely hank marvin.

Scotty T2 of 16

Scotty T

FUN FACT: Geordie Shore's Scotty once got catfished so hard he drove three hours out of his way only to meet a 47-year-old man called Peter. ROFFLE.

Danniella Westbrook3 of 16

Danniella Westbrook

FUN FACT: Danni's been touted for CBB for as long as we can remember, most recently last year after she admitted she needed a roof over her head because she'd been made homeless. Crikey.

Christopher Maloney4 of 16

Christopher Maloney

FUN FACT: The ex-X Factor star underwent £60,000 worth of plastic surgery in 2015 after getting sick of Mr Potato Head comparisons. 60,000. Of the Queen's English pounds.

Stephanie Davis5 of 16

Stephanie Davis

FUN FACT: Stephanie was 'let go' from her Hollyoaks contract in July 2015 following claims she'd been drinking on set. However, she's always denied the rumours - maybe CBB will be where she sets the record straight.

David Gest6 of 16

David Gest

FUN FACT: The ex-husband of Liza Minelli is reportedly trousering a sweet $1 million for this CBB stint. Spend it wisely, eh Dave? Maybe invest in some non-magician clothes.

Kristina Rihanoff7 of 16

Kristina Rihanoff

FUN FACT: Poor Kristina was given a rough ride by Twitter trolls after the breakdown of her relationship with Joe Calzaghe.

Darren Day8 of 16

Darren Day

FUN FACT: Ol' Dazza once dated actual Isla Fisher. ISLA FISHER. WE KNOW.

Nancy Dell'Olio9 of 16

Nancy Dell'Olio

FUN FACT: Nancy's not just the ex-girlfriend of Sven Goran-Eriksson - she's also a super-smart lawyer lady. Well, she was before all the reality shows.

Jonathan Cheban10 of 16

Jonathan Cheban

FUN FACT: Before Kim Kardashian was even a twinkle in Ray J's eye, her now-BFF Jonathan was hanging out with the likes of Posh Spice.

Tiffany Pollard11 of 16

Tiffany Pollard

Jeremy McConnell12 of 16

Jeremy McConnell

Angie Bowie13 of 16

Angie Bowie

John Partridge14 of 16

John Partridge

Megan McKenna15 of 16

Megan McKenna

FUN FACT: Back before the Ex On The Beach saga, Megs actually auditioned for Britain's Got Talent in 2009. And wore a tutu. And it was mega-awkward.

Winston McKenzie16 of 16

Winston McKenzie

FUN FACT: The former UKIP spokesperson dramatically quit the party after claiming he was facing, er, racial discrimination.

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