Megan McKenna has barely left the Celebrity Big Brother house and Scotty T has already moved on to another woman.
We know we shouldn’t be surprised, this is Scotty “Turbo Dick” T after all, but we still can’t help but raise an eyebrow.
Not least because Scotty has been showing off his actual NAKED PENIS to Tiffany and Jeremy McConnell
Why? We have literally no idea. Maybe it’s a really nice and/or unusual shape or he’d tied a bow on it or something.
It does, however, look as though quite a large amount of booze had been consumed by the trio, who decide to get wet and wild together in the garden.
Want to watch a video of it? You can! But BE WARNED: contained actual nipple, bare bottoms and Scotty trying to to bite Tiffany on the foo-foo.
Enjoy.
What will Megan McKenna say when she sees the whole sorry debacle?
She's been tweeting her support for the Geordie Shore lothario since getting the CBB Boot on Friday:
We would not like to be in Scotty T's shoes when his time in the house is done. AWKWARD.
Big Brother continues tonight at 9pm on Channel 5.
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