Celebrity Big Brother 17 has launched, woo hoo!
And no less than three MTV stars have walked into the house, including self-proclaimed “turbo dick” Scotty T.
Why is Scotty T famous?
By far the most famous member of Squad MTV is Scott Timlin, commonly known as Scotty T. But on the off chance that you’re not familiar with his canon of work (ahem), here’s everything you need to know.
Scotty T and Geordie Shore
Scotty walked into the most famous house in Newcastle (other than Byker Grove, obvs) for series 4 in 2012 and is still a cast member. He fitted into the boozing, bucking and fighting of the house right away but has never reached the popularity of serial shagger and fellow ‘dream team’ member Gary Beadle.
How do we know? Well…
Scotty T Twitter
Want to follow Scotty T on Twitter? You can! Here: @ScottGShore But while Scott has an impressive 1.2million followers, Gaz has a staggering 2.11 million.
Scotty T Instagram
Scott shares many, many selfies with his 1.4million followers, as does Gaz with his 2.2million followers. Maybe CBB will take Scott’s popularity to a new level. Hopefully a higher one.
Scotty T and Ex On The Beach
MTV loves keeping it in the family, and Scott follows Charlotte Crosby, Vicky Pattison and Gaz in doing a stint on Ex On The Beach.
Scotty T and Megan McKenna
The CBB housemates know each other as they both appear in Ex On The Beach 4.
At the time of filming Megan was in a relationship with Jordan Davies so Scott and Megan were never more than friends.
So, will anything happen between them in the CBB house? When questioned, Scotty said: “Probably. You never know. After a couple of drinks.”
What a gent.
Scotty T and Holly Hagan
Scott has had a smooch or more with many of the Geordie Shore ladies, including Holly Hagan, who shagged him in a toilet within days of him appearing in the house.
He also tried it on with Holly after her then-boyfriend Kyle Christie left in series 11. Which feels like a pretty low blow from where we’re sitting TBH.
Scotty T and Marnie Simpson
Scott and Marnie had an actual relationship in Geordie Shore, although she didn’t have actual sex with him. Scott still hankers after Marnie to this day. Poor diddums.
Scotty T and Charlotte Crosby
OMG – thanks (not thanks) for reminding us. Scott and Charlotte actually kissed during Geordie Shore series 11 and it was one of the most disturbing things we’ve ever seen.
Scotty T and Daniel Thomas Tuck
Aw, Daniel. He and Scotty joined Geordie Shore at the same time but while Scott was immediately accepted into the heart of the family, poor young Dan only lasted two series :(
Scotty T age
He’s 27. His birthday is April 26.
Scotty T net worth
His estimated net worth is thought to be around £600,000. But take that with a massive pinch of salt, OK?
So, who’s Scotty in the CBB house with? Find out:
CBB January 2016 official line-up
Gemma Collins
FUN FACT: Gemma once lost three stone in a month by JUST DRINKING JUICE. She must've been absolutely hank marvin.
Scotty T
FUN FACT: Geordie Shore's Scotty once got catfished so hard he drove three hours out of his way only to meet a 47-year-old man called Peter. ROFFLE.
Danniella Westbrook
FUN FACT: Danni's been touted for CBB for as long as we can remember, most recently last year after she admitted she needed a roof over her head because she'd been made homeless. Crikey.
Christopher Maloney
FUN FACT: The ex-X Factor star underwent £60,000 worth of plastic surgery in 2015 after getting sick of Mr Potato Head comparisons. 60,000. Of the Queen's English pounds.
Stephanie Davis
FUN FACT: Stephanie was 'let go' from her Hollyoaks contract in July 2015 following claims she'd been drinking on set. However, she's always denied the rumours - maybe CBB will be where she sets the record straight.
David Gest
FUN FACT: The ex-husband of Liza Minelli is reportedly trousering a sweet $1 million for this CBB stint. Spend it wisely, eh Dave? Maybe invest in some non-magician clothes.
Kristina Rihanoff
FUN FACT: Poor Kristina was given a rough ride by Twitter trolls after the breakdown of her relationship with Joe Calzaghe.
Darren Day
FUN FACT: Ol' Dazza once dated actual Isla Fisher. ISLA FISHER. WE KNOW.
Nancy Dell'Olio
FUN FACT: Nancy's not just the ex-girlfriend of Sven Goran-Eriksson - she's also a super-smart lawyer lady. Well, she was before all the reality shows.
Jonathan Cheban
FUN FACT: Before Kim Kardashian was even a twinkle in Ray J's eye, her now-BFF Jonathan was hanging out with the likes of Posh Spice.
Tiffany Pollard
Jeremy McConnell
Angie Bowie
John Partridge
Megan McKenna
FUN FACT: Back before the Ex On The Beach saga, Megs actually auditioned for Britain's Got Talent in 2009. And wore a tutu. And it was mega-awkward.
Winston McKenzie
FUN FACT: The former UKIP spokesperson dramatically quit the party after claiming he was facing, er, racial discrimination.