This year's Celebrity Big Brother looks like a series in which we might actually see some full on, under-the-bed-clothes, rumpy pumpy action. Woo!
Both Ex On The Beach starlet Megan McKenna and Geordie Shore lothario Scotty T have previous form for on-screen romps.
Plus their flirting, with playground-esque encouragement from *TOWIE'*s Gemma Collins, is already at almost 'oh, just do it already' levels - and they only entered the house on Tuesday.
However, something could stand in the way of their one true love: Megan's ex, Jordan Davies.
A source said: "Jordan has the same behind the scenes team as Scott and told them to make sure he knows how explosive things could get if he goes near Megan.
"He may have had a little word with Scott in person too, but would have passed it off as a joke. In reality, he's deadly serious."
Megan, Scotty and Jordan appear in Ex On The Beach 4 together, due to launch later this month. But, at the time of filming, Megan and Jordan were an established couple after meeting in _Ex On The Beac_h 3.
"Jordan's not going to be happy if Scott and Megan get together in the house and will be out for revenge - but that won't put Scotty T off," the source told The Sun.
TBH Jordan doesn't look that bothered to us:
A spokesperson for the reality TV #LADS told heat world: "Scotty T is afraid of nobody! He is also his own man and won't be told what to when it comes to women.
"Jordan is moving on. Whilst the split is still quite fresh, he isn't looking back."
There's a live eviction tonight! Tune in to Channel 5 from 9pm see which of these three get the boot.
Want to have a gander at the official line-up? Go on, then:
CBB January 2016 official line-up
Gemma Collins
FUN FACT: Gemma once lost three stone in a month by JUST DRINKING JUICE. She must've been absolutely hank marvin.
Scotty T
FUN FACT: Geordie Shore's Scotty once got catfished so hard he drove three hours out of his way only to meet a 47-year-old man called Peter. ROFFLE.
Danniella Westbrook
FUN FACT: Danni's been touted for CBB for as long as we can remember, most recently last year after she admitted she needed a roof over her head because she'd been made homeless. Crikey.
Christopher Maloney
FUN FACT: The ex-X Factor star underwent £60,000 worth of plastic surgery in 2015 after getting sick of Mr Potato Head comparisons. 60,000. Of the Queen's English pounds.
Stephanie Davis
FUN FACT: Stephanie was 'let go' from her Hollyoaks contract in July 2015 following claims she'd been drinking on set. However, she's always denied the rumours - maybe CBB will be where she sets the record straight.
David Gest
FUN FACT: The ex-husband of Liza Minelli is reportedly trousering a sweet $1 million for this CBB stint. Spend it wisely, eh Dave? Maybe invest in some non-magician clothes.
Kristina Rihanoff
FUN FACT: Poor Kristina was given a rough ride by Twitter trolls after the breakdown of her relationship with Joe Calzaghe.
Darren Day
FUN FACT: Ol' Dazza once dated actual Isla Fisher. ISLA FISHER. WE KNOW.
Nancy Dell'Olio
FUN FACT: Nancy's not just the ex-girlfriend of Sven Goran-Eriksson - she's also a super-smart lawyer lady. Well, she was before all the reality shows.
Jonathan Cheban
FUN FACT: Before Kim Kardashian was even a twinkle in Ray J's eye, her now-BFF Jonathan was hanging out with the likes of Posh Spice.
Tiffany Pollard
Jeremy McConnell
Angie Bowie
John Partridge
Megan McKenna
FUN FACT: Back before the Ex On The Beach saga, Megs actually auditioned for Britain's Got Talent in 2009. And wore a tutu. And it was mega-awkward.
Winston McKenzie
FUN FACT: The former UKIP spokesperson dramatically quit the party after claiming he was facing, er, racial discrimination.