Boris Johnson impressionist and dog-cocaine-snorter-offer Gary Busey nearly got arrested on a recent flight for honking like a goose so hard he woke the pilot up from his nap. That’s what it says here. Let’s go with it. Let's not question why the pilot was asleep. Let's not hail Gary Busey as our new national hero.
So 70-year-old Gary – who recently won Celebrity Big Brother – was reportedly onboard a flight back to America when he started making “animal noises” at the request of his fellow passengers.
He was also wandering around the plane taking pictures with fans, an eyewitness told the Star, and making an unholy racket.
“The crew loved having Gary on the flight and he had everyone laughing throughout but they had make him quieten down when the captain was taking his break,” the source said.
“Gary was told, ‘Shh, the captain is asleep in there’. But he couldn’t hear and said, ‘What? There’s ice cream in there?!’
“Nobody – passengers or crew – could keep a straight face. But fortunately he did quieten down in the end.”
It did take the threat of arrest from the plane's flight service manager to make him pipe down though, but it looks like Gary was free to go as soon as the plane touched down.
Picture that scene. Picture Gary, led to a nearby forest, and set loose. Picture Gary Busey quickly and deliberately slipping free of his clothes and loping off into the sunset honking like a goose.