Celebrity Love Island could be making a return to our screens in a new guise, in what is possibly the most exciting telly news since Rebecca Loos did that thing to that pig that time.
According to the Daily Star, ITV2 is planning to start filming a new reality series called The Resort this summer - and this time the contestants will be shacked up in a luxury hotel in Europe.
The original Love Island had 12 single celebrities flown out to an island in Fiji for five weeks, with viewers voting for their favourite couple to spend more time together in the glamorously titled Love Shack.
However, it failed to pull in the viewers (despite now-Celebrity Big Brother star Calum Best taking part in the second season at the height of his shagging days) and was dropped by ITV after its second series.
HOW GOOD does The Resort potentially sound, though? Like Shipwrecked meets CBB meets, uh, Castaway. Sort of.
Nearly naked dresses: the good, the bad and the downright horrific
Nearly naked dresses: the good, the bad and the downright horrific
Adriana Lima
Sexy undies and a dinnerlady hairnet. Well it is Givenchy darrrling
Alexandra Burke
She's a big fan of a see-through gown, but maybe it's not the best choice if you wanna wear Spanx...
Ariana Grande
It's a stage outfit, so it kinda works for Ari
Daisy Lowe
Ever heard of the phrase "leave something to the imagination"?
Ella Eyre
Luckily the flower detail of Ella Eyre's gown meant those nips were covered. But only just, mind
Jada Pinkett-Smith
The see-through top and more covered up bottom half makes this JUST about acceptable. We did say just
Lady Gaga
This looks a helluva pain in the bum if Gaga needs the loo
Lauren Pope
Back in the day, Popey favoured wearing just a strip of material on the red carpet
Leigh Lezark
Well if you could have sequinned boobs, why wouldn't you eh?
Lizzie Cundy
If you're going to brave a sheer dress, just make sure you've got a bra on...
Mary Charteris
Mod bod and Delevingne BFF Mary adds suede ankle boots and relaxed locks, managing to pull off her sheer number perfectly
Miley Cyrus
Miley's been channelling her Blue Peter days by crafting this duct tape creation. Never mind sideboob, this is ALL BOOB
Millie Mackintosh
The cleverly positioned panel at the front of her dress makes Millie's French Connection maxi somehow work
Sinitta
Gather up your leftover Christmas doilies and you could create....this
Zara Martin
No offence Zara, but this get-up just seems to be a mish mash of sequins in all the wrong places
Taylor Swift
Just how incred does Tay Tay look in her Victoria's Secret lacy number? Taylor's made a lot of teenage boys very happy indeed...
Taryn Manning
Have the pesky Orange Is The New Black prisoners got their hands on half of Taryn's dress?
Rita Ora
Sew together all your old tap dancing costumes along with some flesh coloured tights, and this is what you get
Naomi Grossman
Proof that a dress should NEVER be fashioned out of an old body stocking
Rihanna
When Rihanna wore THIS Adam Selman dress at the CFDA Fashion Awards last year, the world's jaws dropped simultaneously. There's no denying Ri-Ri's bod is smokin' hot