politician sex dolls
1 of 5Conservative Party's David Cum-er-on
2 of 5Labour Party's Gimme Head Ed Miliband
3 of 5Liberal Democrat's VERY Liberal Nick Clegg
4 of 5UKIP's Nigel Phhwwaooorage
5 of 5The Green Party's Naughty Natalie Bennett
Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock for the past few weeks, you'll have been unable to escape politicians and their General Election campaigns.
But we doubt watching David Cameron, Ed Miliband, Nick Clegg, Natalie Bennett and Nigel Farage fight for their place in Parliament has made you hot under the collar.
(Please tell us you’re not hot for any of these clowns?)
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But sex toy site Bondara.co.uk clearly thinks there’s a market for people who fancy politicians, and has designed five blow-up sex dolls based on these party leaders as part of a General Erection range. retch.
They’ve created an alternative party political broadcast loaded with sexual innuendos. Featuring these sex dolls, which will haunt your dreams until the end of time.
Thanks a bunch, Bondara.co.uk!?!?
Fancy having a turn on Conservative Cum-er-on, Gimme Head Ed, Liberal Nick, Nigel Phhwwaooorage or Naughty Natalie?
If so, all you have to do is head to Bondara.co.uk/GeneralErection and cast your vote for your favourite, and the winner won’t end up in Parliament, but they will end up being immortalised in rubber forever.
Great. Just great…