Cheryl Fernandez-Versini has plenty of stuff that’ll probably make her “things that I’ll regret when I’m older and L’Oreal won’t help pay for my hair anymore because it’s fallen out” list.
Chief among them are probably these outfits and we’re pretty dang sure the sodding great £12,000 rose tattoo on her bum would be up there too.
Sure, it looks okay now, but we doubt Chezza going to be able to keep her bum as purt when her golden years roll around, it’ll be more of a wilted rose bush.
At the time Cheryl said: "It was in the thousands, probably the cost of a small car. He's an exceptional artist and it was worth it."
Good and bad celeb tattoos
Celebrity tattoos: The best and worst
1 of 30Dappy did this so his face "would always be trending"...
2 of 30miley-cyrus-tattoo-lips-mouth
Ouch!! We couldn't think of a worse place to be tattooed Miss Cyrus!
3 of 30amanda-seyfried-minge-tattoo-foot
We're not sure if Amanda Seyfried knows the meaning of the word minge!
4 of 30cara-delevingne-tattoo-ear-stars
We can't imagine how noisy the needle must have been next to your ear, Cara!
5 of 30david-beckham-topless-tattoos-picture
David Beckham, the tattoo GOD!
6 of 30chris-brown-tattoo-rihanna-neck
Chris Brown denied reports that this was Rihanna's beaten face
7 of 30cheryl-cole-rose-tattoo-bum
We still have so many questions on this one Chezza!!
8 of 30rihanna-tattoo-tribal-arm-hand
A tribal tattoo gone too far RiRi?
9 of 30katie-price-tattoo-peter-andre
FYI, that tattoo used to say "Pete"
10 of 30sarah-harding-tattoo-back-glitter
We're not sure if "Don't be Bitter- Glitter" will ever be a "thing", Miss Harding
11 of 30jodie-marsh-tattoo-stomach-vagina-boobs
Jodie, why does it go all the way down there?!
12 of 30scarlett-johansson-tattoo-arm-picture
Looks like a five-year-old drew that, Scarlett
13 of 30boy-george-tattoo-face-picture
These face tattoos get better and better, Boy George!
14 of 30kesha-tattoo-hand-wrist-picture
They say beauty is in the eye of the be-hold-er, Kesha
15 of 30dan-osborne-towie-tattoo-naked
Any excuse to post a half-naked picture of Dan Osborne
16 of 30tulisa-tattoo-the-female-boss
Tulisa's "The Female Boss"
17 of 30jesy-nelson-little-mix-tattoo
The tattoo matches your dark hair, Jesy!
18 of 30justin-bieber-topless-tattoo-picture
Biebs, what is it?
19 of 30leigh-anne-pinnock-tattoo-picture
Leigh-Anne, your upper back tattoo goes great with your bikini
20 of 30mutya-buena-sugababes-tattoo-picture
Mutya's tattoo goes thigh high!
21 of 30kelly-osbourne-celebrity-tattoo-picture
Not sure if Kelly wants a faint tattoo or is having it removed
22 of 30professor-green-lucky-tattoo-neck
You certainly are "lucky" Pro Green
23 of 30james-arthur-tattoo-x-factor
We can't make out how many tattoos you have here, James
24 of 30rita-ora-tattoo-woman-back
Who knew Rita had tattoos here and there?
25 of 30ed-sheeran-tattoo-arm-sleeve
Ed, those are some bright tats!
26 of 30lena-dunham-tattoo-back-shoulders
Is that your dream house, Lena?
27 of 30naya-rivera-tattoo-cross-back
Naya, why have a tattoo that NO ONE will see?
28 of 30johnny-depp-tattoo-arm-picture
Mr Depp loves showing off this tats, and even has one of him as Jack Sparrow
29 of 30zayn-malik-one-direction-tattoo-picture
Zayn, how many tattoos will you get?
30 of 30mike-tyson-tattoo-face-picture
Why Mike, why?
Elsewhere in the poll, Cheryl’s former Girls Aloud bandmate, Sarah Harding landed second place with her phoenix tattoo around the words, “Don’t be bitter - glitter”. Yeah, we don’t really know what that means, either.
And David Beckham and Haden Pantierre made the third and fourth respectively for their typo-tattoos, ironically Haden's reads: "Vivere senza rimipanti", Italian for 'To Live Without Regrets".
Katie Price made the list for simply crossing out Peter Andre's names after they split and the Tulisa Contostavlos came in ninth place for her "Lucky you" tattoo.
Here are all the offenders:
1 Cheryl Fernandez-Versini's floral tattoo from 2013.
2 Girls Aloud singer Sarah Harding - huge phoenix wings around the message: 'Don't Be Bitter, Glitter.'
3 Heroes actress Hayden Panettierre for her misspelt 'Vivere senza rimipanti' tattoo - Italian for 'To Live Without Regrets.'
4 David Beckham for his misspelling his wife Victoria's name in his Sanskrit tattoo.
5 Katie Price for simply crossing out ex-husband Peter Andre's first name in a tattoo after their 2009 split.
6 One Direction singer Zayn Malik for his tribute to his Little Mix girlfriend Perrie Edwards.
7 Melanie Griffith for her Antonio tattoo on her right forearm in tribute to Antonio Banderas - they split up last year.
8 Angelina Jolie for her tattoo dedicated to her then husband Billy Bob Thornton. They divorced in 2003 and Angelina has since had the tattoo removed.
9 Tulisa Contostavlos for her cringeworthy 'Lucky You' message just above her bikini line.
10 One Direction's Louis Tomlinson for his 'Cup of Tea' design in tribute to the boy band's hit, Little Things
The poll of 1,000 people was carried out by Premier Laser Clinic, Britain's leading tattoo removal centres.