Chloe Grace Moretz is cool. Cooler than we were at seventeen, cooler than we are now at twenty-five, and probably cooler than we'll ever be, ever. Chloe Grace Moretz has out-cooled us. We've reached the zenith of our coolness and Chloe Grace Moretz is still on the way up.
You'd think we'd hate her for this, but we don't, 'cos she's that damn cool. She dropped the C-bomb in Kick Ass at thirteen, she bosses it as the female lead - Mia Hall - in If I Stay and unleashes as sorts of evil devilish voodoo upon the world in Carrie. Chloe kicks ass, or arse as we should say, as we're British.
Still not convinced?
Thus begins the list of coolness...
She's great in* If I Stay*
You haven't seen it? Watch this trailer. Then maybe buy it on DVD, because it's worth a watch using your eyeballs. Already seen it? Why not watch it again. V-Day is scarily close and this DVD is significantly cheaper than 90% of other Valentine's Day activites and requires little to no planning.
She's probably snogged Brooklyn Beckham
Yeah, we don't know for sure and yes they could just be "friends", but look how cosy they look skateboarding together. And guess who Brooklyn Beckham followed first when he joined Twitter? AND she loves how "passionate" he is. Yep, there's a chance she's snagged herself some next generation Beckham. Becks 2.0.
She said used the C-word in a movie at THIRTEEN!
And she knows how to do this with a knife, like a ninja turtle
And this...
And this...
And she can even do all this...
She was totally cool on Punk'd
She won Favourite Dramatic Actress at the People's Choice Awards 2015...
...and beat the likes of Emma Stone, Reese Witherspoon AND Meryl Streep. Then took her award out with her to dinner, while wearing jeans and a T-shirt. We would totally do the same.
She loves hanging around with her bro, Trevor and he's a bit of a dish
She dished out philosophical gems in 500 Days Of Summer...
Time Magazine named her one of the 25 most influential teens of 2014
Annnnnd she's done plenty of modeling and knows how to dress dead pretty
Chloe Grace Moretz - best outfits
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So, in summary, Chloe Grace Moretz is cool.
Don't question it, you remember her crazy knife skills, right!? She'll get ya...