Ed Sheeran's running around in five fur jackets. He's sweating, he's hot, but he's jubilant. "Crows starboard, milord!" he shrieks, swatting at the air with an oversized stick. "CROWS!" Ed Sheeran wakes, a sheen on his forehead, a stick in his hand. T'was all a dream…
Yes, Ed Sheeran's got Game of Thrones on the brain, and he REALLY wants to be in it.
The fifth season may have already started, but Ed doesn't think that should hold him back from appearing in it anyway – he was offered a role as an extra three years ago but had to turn it down because of scheduling issues, and he's sworn to do whatever it takes to get to Westeros.
According to the Sun, Ed said: "There were talks ages ago of me being an extra, which could have been cool. But every time they shoot it's the time I tour in the UK.
"But I've got that time off this year, so I'm going to hound them."
Hound them. Like, Hound them. That's clever, Ed.
Looks like Ed's already got some important contacts in the* GoT* franchise – he's mates with both Maisie Williams (who plays Arya Stark) and Kit Harington (Jon Snow).
"If you watch the Glastonbury footage of my gig, Maisie's on someone's shoulders the whole time," Ed added.
Yeah, Ed, but you'll probably still have to audition, mate.
Game of Thrones before the stylist!
Game Of Thrones before the stylist! 40 pictures for you to feast your eyes upon
Carice van Houten aka Melisandre
No room for a bit of colour in your wardrobe, Carice?
Alfie Allen aka Theon Greyjoy
Looks like Alfie accidentally picked up the bottle of Targaryen bleach in the GoT dressing room
Alfie Allen aka Theon Greyjoy
The top half = Keith Flint from The Prodigy. The bottom half = dad
Carice van Houten aka Melisandre
Who knew Black Swan's costume department were so generous with their cast-offs?
Gwendoline Christie aka Brienne of Tarth
We do love a cape. But not THIS kind
Gwendoline Christie aka Brienne of Tarth
So this is what would happen if you got an old pair of mustard knee-high socks and stretched them over your body
Gwendoline Christie aka Brienne of Tarth
A wee bit worse for wear there Gwen? At least you've got Anna Friel to hold you up and momentarily distract us from those laddered tights and pleather mini
Hannah Murray aka Gilly
We're pretty sure our mum used to force us to wear those tights and shoes when we were at school
Hannah Murray aka Gilly
Taking part in a tap show, Hannah?
Indira Varma aka Ellaria Sand
If you need elasticated straps to keep your shoes on, it's probably best to just ditch them for a different pair altogether
Kit Harington aka Jon Snow
Look how young and innocent Jon Snawww looks without a beard! We still would though
Lena Headey aka Cersei Lannister
The audition for Butlins looks like it went well
Lena Headey aka Cersei Lannister
OK, so the smock could be kind of boho-cool. The hair however? WTF
Lena Headey aka Cersei Lannister
She's a genie in a bottle...
Natalie Dormer aka Margaery Tyrell
Ouch. That corset plus feathers = pain AND itching
Lena Headey aka Cersei Lannister
A soiled nappy springs to mind...
Lena Headey aka Cersei Lannister
A nightie and some beach flip-flops are never going to suffice on the red carpet
Natalia Tena aka Osha
Cowboy boots are indeed back in fash. But never have they been acceptable on the red carpet
Lena Headey aka Cersei Lannister
Bobtail shoes paired with a net curtain? Why the hell not
Natalia Tena aka Osha
It's like she suddenly just discovered clothes
Natalia Tena aka Osha
We're not sure what Natalia captured to make this corset, but it wasn't worth it
Nathalie Emmanuel aka Missandei
Nathalie couldn't decide whether to paint her lounge or go to a festival. So she decided to do both
Natalie Dormer aka Margaery Tyrell
Channelling Geri Halliwell circa 2000, were you Nat?
Oona Chaplin aka Talisa Stark
Hardly appropes for journeying to Castle Black via horseback. Or for ANY OCCASION
Natalie Dormer aka Margaery Tyrell
Doing a bit of Angelina-style legbombing. Except Ange would NEVER wear this ensemble
Nathalie Emmanuel aka Missandei
This was deffo one of those moments where you think you look great at the time
Nathalie Emmanuel aka Missandei
Matching mum shoes and clutch? Eww
Nathalie Emmanuel aka Missandei
Why oh why would you trim a bit of your playsuit off and put the material in your hair?
Nathalie Emmanuel aka Missandei
A classic prom shot. Except Nathalie has no excuse as she wasn't 16 here
Oona Chaplin aka Talisa Stark
Maybe Oona worked as a magician's assistant before her role on GoT? That's the only excuse we can think of
Sibel Kekilli aka Shae
It's lucky Tyrion's a dwarf and can't see this outfit from the waist up
Sean Bean aka Eddard Stark
A dodgy bleached barnet and altogether highly flammable outfit. Ned would NOT be impressed
Sean Bean aka Eddard Stark
This is like, sooooo normcore
Rose Leslie aka Ygritte
Rose never looks bad, but this boring tea dress is not her at her finest
Oona Chaplin aka Talisa Stark
We remember going through a phase of loving those tunics and belts when we were teenagers. Thank the Lords (of the Seven Kingdoms) that we weren't papped though
Oona Chaplin aka Talisa Stark
Soz, Oona, it's you again. This time in a bizarrely cropped silk jumpsuit
Oona Chaplin aka Talisa Stark
No dramatic gesture with a handheld fan will distract us from that hideous wide-legged jumpsuit
Oona Chaplin aka Talisa Stark
We think we'll leave you on the shore, Oona
Sibel Kekilli aka Shae
Matchy matchy harlequin print and a whole load of creases. Eeeeeek
Natalia Tena aka Osha
Slightly over-excited schoolteacher vibez