Dear all fans of swimwear, shouting and people shouting in swimwear.
MTV’s smash-hit show, Ex On The Beach, is back for a fourth series.
Series three gave us umm, Stephen Bear and Megan McKenna, so we are beside ourselves to see which fools submit themselves for fun in the sun this time.
Like, seriously guys, it’s on series FOUR now - do people HONESTLY not know they’re headed for Ex On The Beach when they’re asked to take part in a ‘sexy singleton dating show, set on a beach’?
Really?
However, appearing in the show does mean there’s the chance of sleeping with someone such as Kirk Norcross or Gary Beadle so would we turn down the chance if it was presented?
Hmmm.
More news to read with your eyes!
Speaking of celebrities, who will be going in this time?
Vicky Pattison, Charlotte Crosby and Ricci Guarnaccio have all headed in before so there’s a strong chance that a Geordie Shore starlet will take a turn.
OMSquee - Marnie Simpson and Ricky Rayment anyone?And the guy in the blue shorts does look remarkably like Scott Timlin, so that would totally work.
We’re calling it now.
Ex On The Beach premieres Tuesday 19 January 2016 ay 10pm on MTV.
**An ex-Ex On The Beach star is rumoured for Celebrity Big Brother in 2016. But who? Find out:
Celebrity Big Brother January 2016 - who should fill the gaps
Rachel Christie, David McIntosh's ex and Love Island starlet
Rachel Christie
Koo Stark, former squeeze of Prince Andrew and erotic film actress
Koo Stark, former squeeze of Prince Andrew and erotic film actress
Ola Jordan from Strictly Come Dancing
Ola Jordan from Strictly Come Dancing
Lillie Lexie Gregg, Gary Beadle's ex and Geordie Shore bit player
Lillie Lexie Gregg, Gary Beadle's ex and Geordie Shore bit player
James Lock, TOWIE pretty boy
James Lock, TOWIE pretty boy
Gemma Collins, ex-TOWIE
Gemma Collins, ex-TOWIE
Spencer Matthews, toff totty
Spencer Matthews, toff totty
Kristina Rhianoff off Strictly
Kristina Rhianoff off Strictly
Danniella Westbrook, ex-EastEnder
Danniella Westbrook, ex-EastEnder
Stephanie Davies, ex-Hollyoaks lady
Stephanie Davies, ex-Hollyoaks lady
Chloe Sims, the people's princess
Chloe Sims, the people's princess
Scott Disick off Keeping Up With The Kardashians
Scott Disick off Keeping Up With The Kardashians
Max Morley off Love Island
Max Morley off Love Island
Megan McKenna off Ex On The Beach
Megan McKenna off Ex On The Beach
Willam Belli off Ru Paul's Drag Race season 4
Willam Belli off Ru Paul's Drag Race season 4
Bianca Del Rio
Bianca Del Rio off of RuPaul's Drag Race season 6
Paul Danan
Paul Danan off of Hollyoaks
Christopher Maloney
Christopher Maloney off of The X Factor
David Gest
David Gest, former Mr Liza Minnelli
Jeremy McConnell
Jeremy McConnell former Mr Ierland and Beauty School Cop Out
Nancy Dell'Olio
Nancy Dell’Olio, businesswoman
Angie Bowie
Angie actual Bowie!
Tiffany Pollard
Tiffany Pollard from VHI’s Flavour Of Love
John Partridge
John Partridge AKA Christian Clarke from EastEnders