Gogglebox’s Silent Jay: Would you be his new girlfriend?

But we love Jay, like, a lot, so we’ve decided to see if we could find an eligible lady to raise his spirits and get him back into the dating game.

Jay, who was living with Eve and her family in the Wirral was devastated when Eve broke the news.

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“It came completely out of the blue,” Jay told the Sun. “We had a few problems and started drifting apart. Eve said she still wants to be friends but hasn’t spoken to me and has deleted me on Facebook. It really hurts, we were so close.”

Now we feel for Eve, we really do. We’ve all been in a situation like this and when things aren’t working, sometimes taking a break is the best option.

Would YOU date Silent Jay?

But still, we’re feeling bad for Jay.

You know, we think he could make a pretty good boyfriend.

He barely speaks, which would be amazing should he ever contract man flu or if he doesn’t like the amount of money you spend on a) booze b) wine c) anything blokes whine about…

Jay doesn’t take up much room on the sofa, nor does he comment when your dad says ridiculously embarrassing things.

Also he got a haircut recently which we think makes him look rather dashing.

Now you may have to fight off some of the women in heat towers, but seriously – is anyone willing to take a chance on Silent Jay?

Just one look at that cute, quiet man and we just melt…