Harry Hill is a talented man. Did you know Harry Hill was going to be an actual doctor at one stage? Yep, a proper medical doctor, poking around your insides, checking out your weird lumps and all that other doctor-type stuff.
Yep, well now he’s just a TV funnyman, burping out the best bits from last week’s telly. But he can also come up with pretty excellent festive poems when tasked to come up with a pretty excellent festive poem by your chums at heat magazine.
Harry Hill reimagined the classic Night Before Christmas poem in 2013 by weaving in the likes of Katie Price and Peter Andre. It’s sublime.
His rhymes also include the likes of “Lewis H got a back tatt - ohh is that class, and poor Cheryl gets a rose on her arse”.
It's so genius that we thought we'd show it to you again.
Merry Christmas!