So, you know how dead excited we all are about One Direction going on tour again in 2015? Well, the feeling of un-adulterated excitement has now been taken over by fuzzy-headed confusion after seeing the poster for the boys’ On The Road Again tour.
What the actual hell is Harry Styles doing?
The other fellas – Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik – all look perfectly normal… smashing in fact. So what is Harry up to?
Is he…
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Tickling under a kitten’s fluffy, little chin?
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Admiring his BRIT Award?
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Using his fingers to secretly count how many members there are in his band. Maths is hard, OK?
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Rehearsing for the boys’ annual production of Macbeth? “To be (the hottest, curly-haired boy in all the land) or not to be (the, erm hottest, curly-haired boy in all the land) – that is the question.”
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Trying to read the back of a shampoo bottle without his spectacles on?
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Smashing down the door of a suspected crack den with a battering ram?
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Practicing his bowling stance? They don’t call him ‘King Pin’ for nothing, you know…
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Lobbing a giant log onto an open fire in a little cottage in Cornwall, where he’s taken you for a romantic weekend; complete with red wine, toasted marshmallows and plenty of snuggles and staring into each other’s eyes lovingly?
Sorry – got a bit carried away there…