In quite possibly the most divisive food-based news since that whole Creme Egg Yorkshire pudding creation, Heinz have launched a ketchup-mayonnaise hybrid sure to please 50% of the population and repulse the rest.
Yup, Mayochup (very inspired) is now a thing; meaning those ANIMALS who think it acceptable to mix their mayo and ketchup into a questionable pale pink concoction needn't bother next time. Heinz have saved you the hassle.
And obviously, after a pic of said sauce ended up all over the interweb, people have a lot to say about the launch.
The sauce - which is essentially a snazzy 2018 take on the classic Marie Rose sauce - is currently only available to buy in Kuwait for 0.910 Kuwait Dinar; though you can ship a bottle over from Sultan Centre should you be inclined to do so.
Or you could just, y'know, pick up some seafood sauce from your local supermarket.
Obviously the internet's DIVIDED over Mayochup, with one Twitter user asking: 'Wowee! U can now get it pre-made !! Wonder if they do a vegan edition??'
Another wasn't so keen, saying: 'There should be a vomit button on here!'
So there you go. Mayochup exists and things may never be the same again. As you were.