Cheryl Fernandez-Versini, she’s just like regular people!
OK, she may have a teeny bit more wealth, talent and beauty than your average Josephine but that doesn’t stop her settling down with a bit of* I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!* of an evening.
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And our Chez has made no secret of who her favourite campmate is.
Is it Lady C?
No, it most certainly is not.
Is it Keiron Dyer, with whom Cheryl was linked way back in the mists of time (2005) and who nearly quit after Duncan Bannatyne shouted at him, poor lamb?
We don’t think so.
Who is it then?
Fellow outspoken brunette Geordie Vicky Pattison of course! Cheryl’s posted her support for Vicky on Twitter, saying:
She also did an impression of our Vix on Nick Grimshaw’s breakfast show earlier this week. Which, in all honesty, was not so much an impression as just saying some words in a Geordie accent i.e. HER OWN ACCENT but that’s OK.
And, our obsessive stalking has revealed that Cheryl’s pinned tweet (you know – the one you want everyone to look at) is a snap of Charlotte Crosby.
Hang on – does Cheryl want a role on Geordie Shore?
LOL. Of course not.
Or does she?
(she doesn’t, she really doesn’t)