We don’t wish to alarm anyone, BUT THERE IS A VERY REAL BOOB DANGER IN I’M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE!.
That’s right - boob danger.
Apparently, the camp is overrun by ticks this year - teeny little critters that just love to suck on celeb blood.
Dr Bob, I’m A Celeb’s actual medic, has reported that he’s prised over 200 of the beasts from the cast and crew members this year.
They're laughing now but Ferne McCann and Vicky Pattison are in actual boob danger
And do you know where ticks just love to hide?
That’s right - in boobs and bums.
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Tick bites can lead to large swellings (stop giggling at the back) as well as, in extreme cases, Lyme disease – the same one Avril Lavigne is recovering from.
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Tee hee! Boob danger!