I’m A Celeb’s Lady C declares WAR on campmates – and says she’s going to “slit someone’s throat”

The I'm A Celebrity camp has, thus far, been a place of peace and calm; a dreamy oasis in which a mixture of famous faces find their own inner utopia and OH DEAR GOD LADY C IS THREATENING TO DO SERIOUS HARM TO EVERYONE ELSE.

Last night's show saw Lady Colin Campbell along with her teammates Chris Eubank and Kieron Dyer win a fancy night in a '5-star luxury hotel' (a bed in the middle of the jungle) (probably full of cockroaches anyway), but her fellow campers weren't quite so happy with proceedings.

When the gang down at Snake Rock heard two of them would have to serve Lady C and co, they rebelled – and that sent the aristocratic author down the warpath.

Tony Hadley, who along with Jorgie Porter was picked as hotel staff, spoke to Lady C over the phone to tell her they wouldn't be participating, even if that meant them forfeiting their Dingo Dimes.

And that put Lady C in a reet bad mood.

"If I'm chosen again [for a Bush Tucker Trial], I'm going to go down and I'm going to say to Ant and Dec and the great British public exactly what I have to say," she told Chris and Kieron.

"And then I'm going to sail back up and they're going to ask how it went and I'm going to say it went the way it should have – justice prevailed!"

Sheesh.

"No-one is going to eat. They had the sacrifice in the name of solidarity. But they need to be taught a lesson. I just want to get to the bottom of this so I know whose throat to slit."

Anyway, Great British Public. You've heard the lady…

Catch the next edition of* I'm A Celeb* tonight at 9pm on ITV.

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