Call us senseless consumers, but we're absolute suckers for a bargain. And, what with Love Island on our tellyboxes and taking over our actual entire lives, the main thing on our mind right now is a HOLIDAY.
Yup - we've booked our flight to Majorca (by no means influenced by a certain ITV2 show, ahem), tried out a few fake tans to varying degrees of success and we're now inflatable shopping. We just wanna live the Instagram dream a la Kendall Jenner and that time Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris posed atop a giant swan, alright?
Oof, and we're in luck; 'cause Lidl's pool pals are so enormous, so extra and SO BLOODY CHEAP we just couldn't say no.
Now we've done our fair share of shopping around recently - and while New Look's flamingo float and Amazon's gigantic pinapple are great, Lidl's are even better on the bank balance.
This sassy 190cm tall swan? £14.99. BARGAIN.
Fancy a flamingo instead? He/she/they are also £14.99 and WE NEED ONE IN OUR LIVES WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT. Literally imagine the Insta.
Get in, loser. We're going inflatables shopping.
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