Of course you don’t, but we think you need to check out Amazon’s review pages of the album because it’s been hacked and it is hilarious.
“Song after song impressed me more and more – so much so that it inspired me to be nicer to my neighbours, despite their unrelenting abuse and throwing of faeces when I leave for work on a morning,” wrote one hacker. “My life seems so much more complete now. I regular skip to my local tube station, I recite poetry to girls with real conviction again, and when my dog wipes its arse on my curtains, I give him a friendly pat on the head, smile and call him a ‘little tinker’.”
And the LOLs go on, as another quipped: “For those who are a bit unsure as to what the shrieking vocal style might sound like the best comparison I can give would be the sound a cat makes during a rectal examination at the vets.”
Our favourite by far, however, is this review. We feel it sums up just how we felt when the couple released it back in November 2006.
“With each song my body went through series of violent orgasmic shakes, vibrating on all chackra levels and cleansing me from every orifice instantaneousluly and profusely.
“Pete's castrated falcetto is taking old used tracks into pure musical bliss and Katie's masculine deep baritone provides the accompanying background hum. Together, these musical giants created something more powerful than Jesus.”
Yes, yes they did.
Luckily for Katie and Peter, they got a LOT of five star reviews too so we’re sure it’ll keep selling like wildfire.
In fact, when we wrote this article – there were only two copies of the album left in stock…
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