- Kourtney Kardashian wants at least one more kid. Well, why not when they could be as adorbs as Penelope Disick.
- Khloé Kardashian and Scott Disick are getting their own radio show! Well, almost. The idea gets nixed when everyone wakes up and remembers Scott's a loose canon.
- Khloé has never, repeat NEVER, "opened her bum hole" to check for ticks. Kourtney, on the other hand, is v thorough with self examinations and her and Kim used to examine themselves in the mirror when they were little. Erm, alrighty then.
- Kim's majorly sneaky and organises North West's bday bash in Kourt's back yard even though she said no. She then gets upset when Kourt calls her out on it.
- Khloé's big on formality and has Kimmy down in her phone as 'Kim Kardashian'.
- Mason and Scott are BFs.
- Kim and Kanye might be staying with mum Kris Jenner for * two * years while their pad is being renovated.
- Scott's back on the booze BIG TIME and ODs on pills. Booze + sleeping pills = :(
Kourtney & Khlo__é Take The Hamptons Sundays at 10pm on E!