People who look like human drums news now, and Kris Jenner may have thrown a rock through her daughter Kim Kardashian’s window because she was told to by the producers of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Yeah, we know. Mad.
According to a leaked script for one of the upcoming episodes of the reality show, the 59-year-old momager chucks a lump of stone at Kim and Kanye’s house after not being allowed in.
And manages to smash a window in the process.
The script says that Kim sneaks into her mum’s place to lift a load of cookware and cutlery earlier in the episode, but when Kris realises she basically has a meltdown.
A camera then follows her storming back to her daughter’s home to confront her, screaming through the door: “I gave you life and you stole my cookware!” Amazing.
Kim then tells her mum if she doesn’t calm down she’ll be escorted off the premises, which Kris does not like the sound of – so she picks up a rock, lobs it at an upstairs window and smashes the glass to smithereens, while shouting: “You won’t get rid of me this easily!”
We REALLY hope the producers dubbed in an over-the-top maniacal laugh at this point.
The new series of KUWTK starts Sunday 15 March, and we cannot WAIT.