I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here has kicked off and we honestly couldn’t be happier. What could be better than watching a load of famous types wet themselves with fear over scoffing kangaroo balls? Erm, Gemma ‘Diva’ Collins doing exactly that, obvi! That’s why this year is awesome.
Here are some of our fave bits to come out of the jungle this evening…
Bums the word
Shower time in Croc Creek can only mean one thing; BUMS. Both Jimmy Bullard and Kendra Wilkinson showered the mud away in the jungle, revealing their tushies in the process. In fact, Jimmy just went totes naked. That’s the kind of fella he is.
Oh sh*t
Camp drama queen Gemma Collins had many a meltdown tonight but her worst was when she decided she felt like she had malaria because her “poo” was “bright fluorescent yellow.”
TRIAL TIME
Jimmy Bullard was the first celeb voted in by the public to complete a scary Bushtucker Trial. Tunnel of Terror saw Bullard having to battle through 50 live eels, mud crabs and some very angry water pythons to try and retrieve 6 stars. He got 4. Not bad, eh?
Me Tarzan, You…
Nadia had a go at crafting herself a bikini from tree bark. “I’m trying to create that jungle Jane kind of look, “she said. It looked alright but we can only imagine the splinters her nips had after…
WAAAAAAAH
Another of Gem’s meltdowns included her yelling, “I’m f**king p****d off. I want to go. I’m not going to be able to it,” before sobbing while being comforted by Nadia. Erm, Gem, it’s been TWO days. What did you THINK it was going to be like?! Well…
“People that murder get treated better than this, and that’s the truth. Even a murderer gets fed three times a day.”
That may be true but HAVE YOU NOT WATCHED THE SHOW BEFORE?
Bit jeal, bbz?
Kendra showed her jealous side when she admitted she was glad Vicki joined their camp and not a mod bod like Nadia.
“I’m glad we voted in Vicki because to me she’s beautiful but a little less threatening than Nadia. If that Nadia comes walking in with a grass skirt and little fruit top… I’m going to start doing my sit ups before she comes.”
knit wits
To earn biscuits the Slammer celebs were tasked with knitting using big needles. Gemma wasn’t impressed.
“What’s the point, they are treating us like morons, I’m sorry but for a biscuit? Of course I want biscuits but I can’t knit. I’m so hungry and dehydrated and on the verge of dying, I don’t have the mental capability for it.”
Luckily Nadia got busy and managed to knit 49 lines. Go Nads!
There was a pledge
After whinging AGAIN about being hungry and only having porridge to eat, Craig raised Gemma’s spirits by reminding her of all the weight she’ll lose thanks to said porridge.
“I pledge tonight, and you’re right, if I lose weight I’ll be happier, that I’m never ever going to mention starving again. Did you hear that..? I pledge to never mention being starving again.”
We’ll hold you to that, babes!