Tonight's I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! was a corker, wasn't it? Not only were we STILL reeling from Jimmy Bullard's shock departure earlier this week, we also had to cope with the loss of Nadia Forde from yesterday's show.
Here's what went on tonight.
There was a really crap office party

And camp boss Michael Buerk got everyone making paper chains. Now, we're no legal expert – but surely there's an EU convention about this sort of thing? Making your minions toil in the heat of the jungle with no plausible health and safety assessment first? What if they get a paper cut, eh? Did anyone think of that? Probably not, no. They were probably all like, "Ooh, snakes" and "Oh gosh, the crocodiles". WILL NOBODY THINK OF THE PAPER CUTS???
Foggy actually did something useful

With boss Michael and his deputy Mel Sykes not physically allowed to do any work around camp, it was up to the rest of them to put a meal together. Cue Foggy looking utterly bewildered as someone put a plate of raw meat in his lap. Poor old Fogs.
Oh yeah, Mel and Edwina had a barney about MEN

Edwina's been talking a LOT about sex. If you recall, she was the MP who had an affair with John Major – Britain's singularly most boring person ever produced – while he was the Prime Minister, so just picture his grey, old-man buttocks quivering nakedly whenever she talks about sex. Anyway, she got into a tiff with Mel after basically insinuating Mel and Kendra wouldn't be as good at the Bushtucker Trial as Foggy. Mel was #FUMING and it led to some very pass-agg sniping.
Later on, Mel clarified what she'd meant. “When I was a kid, the sisterhood wanted me to stay home, get married and have kids," said Edwina.
“It’s changed now though,” Mel replied. “Because when we were chopping food the other day, you said we need a man to do this. I can’t believe you would say those words. Why would we need a man to chop food? We don’t need a man for anything apart from sex.”
Right-o.
Michael calls Kendra a "little bitch"
It was in context though, so don't get all funny with him about it, yeah?
Jake flirted with Mel
It had been literal minutes since his primary object of affection – Nadia – had left the camp before Jake moved onto Mel. “If my love story comes true they’ll leave me and Mel till the end, and you’ll slowly fall in love with me,” he told her. “I said it from the moment I walked in. I went, ‘that Melanie Sykes’.” Oh Jake you charmer.
Foggy's ball 'mare

Nope, that's not Foggy auditioning for a remake of Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball. He was put up for tonight's Bushtucker Trial, titled Boulder Dash, which involved him inching his way along a wooden beam to collect those all-important stars. Except there was a massive ball on a rope trying to knock him off, along with a load of cockroaches and other nasties being fired at him. All in a day's work for Fog – he returned back to camp with eight meals.
That's all folks – tune in tomorrow night for more I'm A Celebrity juice.
I'm A Celebrity: The best, worst and most NAKED jungle shower scenes of all time - Myleene Klass, Mark Wright, Katie Price, Amy Willerton, Joey Essex and MORE!
I'm A Celebrity: The best, worst and most NAKED jungle shower scenes of all time - Myleene Klass, Mark Wright, Katie Price, Amy Willerton, Joey Essex and MORE!

Gemma Collins, 2014
Curvy girl Gem was the first celeb to strip off for the famous jungle shower in this current series, giving us many LOLs at her hilarious squeals and groans at the cold water.

Helen Flanagan, 2012
Flanny whinged her way through every single challenge, at one point quitting before the challenge had even begun because the idea of getting in a giant empty hamster wheel made her ‘a bit panicky’. However she managed to win the, errr, hearts of many in her itsy-bitsy blue bikini.

Matthew Wright, 2013
Myleene isn’t the only contestant to don a white bikini on the show. The controversial talk show host showed us that he knows how to work his curves, à la Ms Klass. We bow down to you, Mr Wright.

Katie Price, 2009
No I’m a Celebrity shower gallery would be complete without the assets of Katie Price, aka Jordan. Katie knew exactly what she was doing when she stripped down to a frilly red bikini and lathered up her bod in her second stint in the jungle.

Mark Wright, 2011
When we weren’t enjoying Mark’s solo shower scenes (the man looks like a human Ken doll), we were obsessing with his flirtatious fling with glamour girl Emily Scott. Our ultimate fave moment has to be Mark emerging butt naked from the jungle pool as a lustful Emily looks on. Join the club, Scottie…

Ashley Roberts, 2012
In 2012, former Pussycat Dolls Ash made jaws drop across the nation when she took a dip in the pool. Doncha wish your girlfriend could work the jungle shower like her?

Gino D’Acampo, 2009
The Italian stallion wasn’t shy about baring his naked bottom (which we didn’t mind at all). Room for one more in there, Gino?

Amy Willerton and Joey Essex, 2013
She’s the beauty queen of GB, he’s Essex royalty. Watching the love blossom between these two exceptionally beautiful specimens was one of our fave TV moments of 2013 – especially when they jumped in the shower together. We can’t decide who we fancy more.

Myleene Klass, 2006
Ms Klass is undoubtedly the queen of the jungle shower. Her infamous white bikini sold for £7,500 on eBay, which she donated to the victims of the Fareapak savings scandal.