I’m A Celebrity recap: Mel Sykes’ sex chat, Michael Buerk calls Kendra a “little bitch” and Foggy gets pelted with balls

Tonight's I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! was a corker, wasn't it? Not only were we STILL reeling from Jimmy Bullard's shock departure earlier this week, we also had to cope with the loss of Nadia Forde from yesterday's show.

Here's what went on tonight.

There was a really crap office party

And camp boss Michael Buerk got everyone making paper chains. Now, we're no legal expert – but surely there's an EU convention about this sort of thing? Making your minions toil in the heat of the jungle with no plausible health and safety assessment first? What if they get a paper cut, eh? Did anyone think of that? Probably not, no. They were probably all like, "Ooh, snakes" and "Oh gosh, the crocodiles". WILL NOBODY THINK OF THE PAPER CUTS???

Foggy actually did something useful

With boss Michael and his deputy Mel Sykes not physically allowed to do any work around camp, it was up to the rest of them to put a meal together. Cue Foggy looking utterly bewildered as someone put a plate of raw meat in his lap. Poor old Fogs.

Oh yeah, Mel and Edwina had a barney about MEN

Edwina's been talking a LOT about sex. If you recall, she was the MP who had an affair with John Major – Britain's singularly most boring person ever produced – while he was the Prime Minister, so just picture his grey, old-man buttocks quivering nakedly whenever she talks about sex. Anyway, she got into a tiff with Mel after basically insinuating Mel and Kendra wouldn't be as good at the Bushtucker Trial as Foggy. Mel was #FUMING and it led to some very pass-agg sniping.

Later on, Mel clarified what she'd meant. “When I was a kid, the sisterhood wanted me to stay home, get married and have kids," said Edwina.

“It’s changed now though,” Mel replied. “Because when we were chopping food the other day, you said we need a man to do this. I can’t believe you would say those words. Why would we need a man to chop food? We don’t need a man for anything apart from sex.”

Right-o.

Michael calls Kendra a "little bitch"

It was in context though, so don't get all funny with him about it, yeah?

Jake flirted with Mel

It had been literal minutes since his primary object of affection – Nadia – had left the camp before Jake moved onto Mel. “If my love story comes true they’ll leave me and Mel till the end, and you’ll slowly fall in love with me,” he told her. “I said it from the moment I walked in. I went, ‘that Melanie Sykes’.” Oh Jake you charmer.

Foggy's ball 'mare

Nope, that's not Foggy auditioning for a remake of Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball. He was put up for tonight's Bushtucker Trial, titled Boulder Dash, which involved him inching his way along a wooden beam to collect those all-important stars. Except there was a massive ball on a rope trying to knock him off, along with a load of cockroaches and other nasties being fired at him. All in a day's work for Fog – he returned back to camp with eight meals.

That's all folks – tune in tomorrow night for more I'm A Celebrity juice.

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