As we all know, The Greatest Wedding Ever To Happen To Kanye West is about to occur somewhere in Europe, as Kim Kardashian and Kanye ‘I’ve loved you for 10 years, Kim, and now I finally have you, I have you and I am never letting you go, I live to watch you sleep’ West prepare to tie the knot.
It’s undoubtedly going to be a toned-down, tasteful affair which at no point will descend into a shouting match between Kris Jenner and Kanye before a million doves are released that all, in eerie unison, turn and launch a peck attack at Bruce Jenner – but with details of the ceremony being so shrouded in mystery, we asked the Midnight Beast boys to help us visualise this weekend’s A-list nuptials with the help of some lavish wigs and an especially tight tutu. What they came up with was… well, hm.
At one point Kris Jenner yells, “MY BUTT IS GOING TO EXPLODE”.
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