One of our favourite things to do of a weekend is order the spiciest curry on the takeaway menu to impress bae, eat a few mouthfuls when it arrives, die, then eat his instead.
And now we can do this for much less money – because Morrisons are selling THE HOTTEST CURRY EVER (slight exaggeration) in store.
Because everyone knows there’s nothing blander than a regular supermarket ready-meal curry.
This new one’s called the ‘Volcanic Vindaloo’, and its packet states: "Warning. An extra red hot, fiery hot chicken curry with naga chillies."
These pesky chillis have the equivalent spice level of 200 JALEPNENOS and a Scoville rating of up to a million.
It also comes with a massive SIX CHILLI RATING, so gone are the days you’ll be forced to endure a disappointing two chilli dish.
It hits shelves today to mark National Curry Week. Here is a photo of a Morrisons worker holding, and then playing with the curry.
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Doesn’t it look DELICIOUS?
Morrisons ready meals expert (where do we apply for this job?) Sean Gill said: "Curry fans have been telling us that they just don't get the fiery heat they want from ordinary ready meal curries.
"With this in mind we decided to take up their challenge and create the hottest ready meal in the country – something with the extreme heat you get when you order a Vindaloo in your favourite restaurant.
"I'm used to tasting spicy curries as part of my job but this one blew my head off. It tastes fantastic but my mouth felt like it was on fire. You definitely need to have a glass of milk ready."
The £1.50 Volcanic Vindaloo is available in Morrisons stores NOW for a limited period.
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