Tonight, in America, something terrible is happening.
Parks and Recreation is ending. It's a terrible thing.
But, we can't be mad, because we got seven whole series of one of the greatest characters ever created - Breakfast-loving Ron Swanson.
If you're a Parks and Recreation fan, you'll probably have seen these pearls of wisdom about five million times. And now live your life that way too. But as this sad day dawns upon us, we think it's only right you look at them one more time.
It's also a way of giving everyone who's four series behind some P&R in their lives, without spoilers. You're welcome.
Ron on making an effort
Ron on boozing
Ron on making friends... and enemies
Ron on eating
Ron on humour
Ron on how to order breakfast... or any meal
And making sure people understand you...
Ron on plain speaking
Ron on birthdays
Ron on making a will
Ron on boozing... again
Ron on lettuce
AND US... ON NO MORE RON SWANSON