Paul Hollywood of the piercing Terminator eyes and very stern views about bread and bread products has broken away from Mary Berry.
Why, Paul? Whhhhy? Well, it’s for a new TV show, Paul Hollywood’s City Bakes, that will see the almost-a-Scouse one have a good, hard stare at cakes the world over.
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Well, Madrid, Munich, Miami, Warsaw, London, Naples, St Petersburg, New York, Paris and Copenhagen anyway.
"Food culture can reveal so much about a nation so it's a privilege to be able to delve into the lives of fellow bakers and discover some really amazing international bakes," Paul said of his Food Network programme.
You know what we’d really like to see?
Bakers staring hard at Paul’s creations like they’re a dog that just peed on his shoe. You know, like he does to the GBBO contestants.
How would he like them apples? Probably sweetened so much they make his teeth retreat inside down his throat.