In case you missed it, there’s a big ol’ shindig happening in the UK this May - and rumour has it, it’s going to be the party of the century.
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are due to tie the knot on 19th May, and to get us all in the spirit of things pubs in the UK will extend their licensing hours. Plus, it’s even been reported the bloody Spice Girls will be performing.
If that’s not enough to get you hyped for the royal wedding, then we may have just the thing to, er, get you in the mood.
You can now get actual royal wedding-themed condoms.
YUP. Condoms commemorating Harry and Meghan’s upcoming nuptials now exist and we’re not 100 per cent sure how to feel about this, tbh.
Crown Jewels Heritage Condoms, who pride themselves as ‘leading suppliers of heritage condoms’ have launched ‘a new love sheath’ in honour of Hazza and Megs.
Oh, and they’re musical too. Obviously.
“As the lid is opens, the box plays an exclusive musical arrangement of God Save the Queen and The Star Spangled Banner,” a spokesperson for the brand revealed:
Hugh Pomfret continued: “Like a royal wedding, our luxurious sheaths are a celebration of love.”
“We proudly stand with our American cousins to toast the happy couple and say to lovers everywhere; your Prince will come.”
Right.
But, if the thought of cracking on with a little help from Prince Harry and his wife to be is physically nauseating, or you’re not planning on getting lucky anytime soon, fear not. You may be able to make return on your condom investment, as condoms for the William and Kate’s wedding are reportedly being auctioned off for more than £100.
Well, it does give a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘lie back and think of England’, we guess.