You know how we called an end to the Parklife meme terrorising Twitter earlier this week? Yeah. Turns out it isn’t over, because Russell Brand is determined to get more mileage out of it – by recording his own parody response. DISS RAP. DO A JAMES ARTHUR-STYLE DISS RAP, RUSSELL.
Speaking to Magic FM’s Jo Parkerson, the comedian admitted he’s thinking of teaming up with Oasis star Noel Gallagher and getting back in the studio to please the Twitter millions. BUT CAN YOU MAKE IT MORE DISS RAPPY, PLEASE.
“I don’t know [Blur frontman] Damon Albarn particularly, but I’ve spoken to Noel and we plan to respond with a Roll With It single. I’ll say ‘roll with it’ after every seven words – ‘Roll with it’,” he said.
But will this ever actually happen? Russ said later during the interview that he won’t be inviting Noel to his upcoming gig at the Royal Albert Hall on 14 November because “he hasn’t been supportive enough lately” – presumably because he’s been emailing every single Parklife mashup to Russell at all hours of the day and night.
“If [Noel’s] seen anywhere near the vicinity, I’m going to have someone grab him by the eyebrow, tie a kite to it, and send him off into the ether,” Russell added.
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GALLERY: Today in pictures
A Day in Pictures
1 of 18MONDAY: Kim, North, Joyce Bonelli and son.
Kim and her makeup artist dressed as Anna Wintour and Grace Coddington, check out the two little ones as Karl Lagerfeld and Andre Leon Talley
2 of 18MONDAY: Lady Gaga
Gaga's new style hair and outfit for Paris
3 of 18MONDAY: Jake Quickenden
Jake shows of his torso for fans at G-A-Y
4 of 18MONDAY: Iggy Azalea and Jlo
Iggy Azalea dresses up as the role from White Chicks after feud with Snoop Dogg
5 of 18MONDAY: Rihanna
RIhanna as Ninja Turle Raphael
6 of 18Tuesday: Rita Ora
Christmas is coming, Rita Ora performs at the switch-on of Westfield's Christmas lights. Rita, you better watch out for the guy behind you.
7 of 18Tuesday: Romeo Beckham
Romeo Beckham looking super stylish at the launch of the Christmas Burberry campaign.
8 of 18Tuesday: Beyonce and Jay Z
Beyonce shows off her new do at a basketball game in NYC.
9 of 18Wednesday: Prince Charles
Charles shows us his moves on his official trip to Mexico
10 of 18Wednesday: Victoria Beckham
VB looking beautiful at the Harpers Bazaar Women of the Year Awards
11 of 18Wednesday: Katy Perry
We would like a kitten to cuddle please Katy
12 of 18Wednesday: Mariah Carey
Yes Mariah we do need Edmond in our lives!
13 of 18Thursday: Britney
It's Britney Day, yay!
14 of 18Thursday: Kris Jenner
Big kids day out at Disney, Kris Jenner has the best birthday celebrations dressed as Minnie.
15 of 18Thursday: Cara Delevingne
Where's Cara? Cara Delevingne surrounded by fans at the launch of a new Topshop store in NYC.
16 of 18Friday: Spencer Matthews
Spencer it's a dog not a horse!
17 of 18Friday: Cheryl Fernandez-Versini
It's Christmas!! Cheryl is excited to turn on the christmas lights on Oxford Street.
18 of 18Friday: Cara Delevigne & Kate Moss
Cara & Kate couldnt stop smiling at the Printemps department store to mark the inauguration of the newly Christmas windows display by Burberry.