Here’s TOWIE’s Amy Childs posing with a nightmarish robo-hand

Amy Childs off of TOWIE has control of a gigantic nightmarish robo-hand. Now we know what you are thinking: ‘Of all the people,’ you are thinking, ‘Of all the people from TOWIE, past and present, to have control of a gigantic nightmarish robo-hand, Amy Childs is the last person I would feel comfortable having control of a gigantic nightmarish robo-hand’. You are thinking, ‘She couldn’t even jump on a TV programme called ‘Jump’ that was literally about jumping. This can’t be safe.’ And to that we have only one thing to say: yeah, but imagine if Gemma Collins had it.

Actually: god, imagine if Arg had it.

So Amy Childs has a gigantic nightmarish robo-hand. And the reason she has this gigantic nightmarish robo-hand? MoneySuperMarket gave it to her, for reasons that become more and more unclear the more you think about it.

It’s something to do with how they are ‘crushing’ car insurance quotes at the moment, or something, and, scene deleted, Amy Childs quite likes cars and quite likes posing for things, and lo, they let her pose in front of a gigantic nightmarish robo-hand, all for the common good.

Also apparently you can control the robo-nightmare and use it to crush a car of your own through Facebook from 12pm today (8 October) until 9pm tomorrow.

Here’s Amy Childs talking about a gigantic nightmare robo-hand in a quote that definitely wasn’t run past five PR people first and sounds just like her: “Everyone knows I love cars so I was really excited to be the first person to crush one to open the Car Insurance Epic Car Crusher for MoneySuperMarket.com. My friends in Essex will be ‘well jel’ and I bet some of them will want a go at crushing themselves!”

So yeah, that’s happening. 2014 is a good year, isn’t it?