Lo, the sexiest man you ever did see holding a scythe is back! Granted, Poldark from the popular BBC 1 series looks a little different, but that's because it's posho Spencer Matthews who's recreating Aidan Turner's handsome 'man-brandishing-a-farm-tool' look.
In an agricultural implement first for heat, we have managed to get both Spencer Matthews and what is essentially a large-yet-functional sword in a frame.
Here he is, behind the scenes, sans sycthe, but avec clevage.
“He looks alright, doesn’t he? I hope I’m doing him justice," says Spencer. "It’s always slightly odd getting your kit off to get photos taken. I once went as death to a Halloween party and handled a scythe, but it was nothing on this one.”
Of course it wasn't.
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