And so to Gemma Collins, who on last night’s TOWIE delivered one of the most epic burns we’ve ever seen in the history of heat-based injuries.
So devastating was her comment to TOWIE blogger Vas J Morgan that we’re pretty sure the ground beneath their feet was left totally scorched and devoid of life.
Yep, the pair were arguing over that little blip they’d had in Marbella after meeting outside Gemma’s shop when Vas called her “the most delusional person I’ve met in my life”.
So incensed – so utterly, utterly enmaddened – by this, that Gemma threw back: "Go and sit with Rita Ora and get another selfie."
BURRRRRRRRN! MASSIVE BURRRRRRRRN! LET US GOOGLE THE NEAREST A&E DEPARTMENT TO GET YOU SOME TREATMENT FOR THAT BURRRRRRRRRN, VAS!
Yeah. Gemma also called him an “A-list ponce” in one of the funniest fight scenes that TOWIE’s ever aired.
“You’re obviously intimidated by my happiness,” she told him, while Vas just laughed.
“It’s like you’ve got these little voices in your head that are saying stuff and you just blurt it out,” he replied.
“I’ve gotta get on with my day. Don’t come in my space!” Gemma shouted while walking off.
Then she delivered her killer Rita Ora line and the internet was done.
This was supposedly the argument that led to Gemma being suspended from the show, so we’re guessing it was massively edited down to fit into the episode.
Gem has since taken to Twitter to slag off Vas and his gal pal Lauren Pope some more, saying:
Incredible. We’re guessing all the pharmacies in Essex have sold out of Burn Aid cream today. Because of, y’know, all the sick burns flying around.
Gemma Collins' most iconic statements of all time
I'm A Celebrity 2014: Gemma Collins most iconic statements
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"People are going to see the real bare, stripped-back me. I might just become Bear Grylls, you never know."We never did get to see Gemma chowing down on a raw snake, drinking her own urine or sleeping inside a rancid camel (yep, Bear Grylls has seriously done all of those things).
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"Yeah alright, I've cracked at the first hurdle. It's like the turtle and the slug or the horse and the rabbit or something, I can't remember what it is."Who could forget the age-old story of the turtle and the slug?
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"If they don’t give us a treat I’m going to kill myself.”Well, the suicide threats didn’t work, but outside of the jungle is a plentiful world of treats just waiting for Gem.
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"I've never been in a shower which takes so much hard work but you've just got to roll with it, like Oasis said."
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"I feel like I’ve got malaria. My poo is bright fluorescent yellow, we’ve got to get out of here today.”Symptoms of malaria do not include yellow poo, constant whinging or an Essex accent, sorry Gem.
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"Seriously, I'd give anything for a bit of dried fruit. Dried fruit! I'm not even asking for a ham sandwich. You know what I mean? With a packet of Quavers on the side."We’re not sure dried fruit is the best remedy for fluorescent yellow diarrhea Gem, maybe just stick to dry bread and water until the ‘malaria’ clears up.
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"People that murder get treated better than this, and that's the truth. Even a murderer gets fed three times a day."Murderers also don’t get paid at least £25,000 to go on a jolly holiday to Australia either. They also tend not to have strops and quit their sentences, but who cares about the details….
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"If I'm not in that camp in three minutes, I'm quitting."That’s what the helicopter was for, Gem.