It's been a pretty amazing week in television, and I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here So I Can Kickstart My Career Again hasn't even BEGUN. We've had dogs, swearing and huge rows - that's three of our favourite things right there!
We didn't miss a thing, because our editor locks us in a room with a TV and just throws sweet and salted popcorn in there every three hours, screaming, "HOW MANY VINES/TWEETS/WEB POSTS/SURE TO GO VIRAL MEMES HAVE YOU DONE?"
But we wanted to make sure you didn't miss anything either, so here, just for you (and our own amusement) is the week in television, as told in vines (come hang out with us on vine @heatworld).
Saturday
101 Dalmatians and not a single one likes Judy Murray
What a place to start - the glory of the sparkly Strictly Come Dancing ballroom, which kicked off a Halloween special double-bill. Everyone would give their right arm to get on that dancefloor right? Not these lovely Dalmatians, who did NOT AT ALL want to hang out with Judy Murray - who to be fair, was dressed as Cruella De Vil.
Poor Judy
Time and time again, all they talk about on Strictly is how much they all love each other. It's like a dancing family. They don't want anyone to go, do they? They just all love each other so much.
Well, someone should tell Simon Webbe's face.
A gold devil. Because what else says Halloween, more than a gold devil?
We skipped two channels, but it was still Halloween over on The X Factor. And without a doubt, the scariest thing on there was that someone thought it was a good idea to style Andrea Faustini like this...
Though from the looks of things, it could've been a lot worse?!
Meanwhile, Cheryl Cole was really getting into the theme. We think she probably had a few people in mind when she pulled this pose.
She even did this excellent ghost impression. Oh, and if you're wondering why Gogglebox's George Gilbey was in heat towers, have a look HERE.
Sunday
It's Strictly bliss for Mark
It was time for someone to go on Strictly, and we were devastated to see it was Scott Mills leaving the ballroom.
Some people, however, were pretty chuffed.
Others were totes "meh"
Sim-LOL Cowell
As Lola Saunders left X Factor, leaving Simon as the only judge with four acts still in the competition, he was suitably humble about the whole thing.
TOWIE-tally brilliant
And just when you thought you couldn't fit any more TV in your brain, THE GREATEST EPISODE OF TOWIE EVER HAPPENED.
First, there was this.
Then, there was this (and yes, we are mega proud of our immature sense of humour)
Monday
Made in Black Magic?
There have been some pretty amazing fights on Made in Chelsea in the past. But this one, over BLACK MAGIC takes the prize, surely?
Wednesday
Karren Brady, all the time: "Anyone got a paracetamol?"
Does Karren Brady like, NEED, this Apprentice gig? Because it seems like it causes her a LOT of headaches. And this Wednesday was no different.
And, bless her, it's no wonder. Because, well because... stuff like this...
And THIS...
And this one even gave us a headache...
Who says TOWIE is $h*t?
Well, certainly not us... but if they will put it ON THEIR FACE...
and ICYMI...
In Corrie, Gail wanted to let everyone know...
Thursday
This Effing Morning
We here at heat sometimes have to do some radio and TV stuff, and we can tell you that basically all you do in your head the WHOLE time you're speaking, is go, "Don't swear, do not swear, if you swear your career is over so don't".
However, as Jackiey Budden showed Phillip Schofield and Amanda Holden on This Morning, you still can't control other people.