Is Cami Li REALLY going to release a sex tape following her Celebrity Big Brother eviction?

Mountains crumble, civilisations topple and the world turns to ash. But despite the atrophy of the human race and the slow decline into oblivion, one thing remains constant: previously unknown Celebrity Big Brother contestants WILL take their clothes off for money, as sure as the tides.

And so to Cami Li, the ousted CBB housemate who this morning said she’s planning to release a sex tape to capitalise on her new exposure. As it were.

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She then quickly backtracked, saying she was joking about plans and would actually prefer a more sedate career.

Speaking to journos after her shock eviction, Cami said: “I’m ready to take on whatever the UK has to give me.

“I would love to express my opinion more here, because I do think people value my opinion. I’d like to be on TV or write a column.”

We don’t want to be too disparaging, Cami, but most mags and newspapers won’t just… give you a column. Trust us. We’ve tried.

Talking about her manic housemate Perez Hilton, Cami described watching him as “being like Eighties porn – you can’t take your eyes off it”.

Well he did do that thing to that window, that was pretty Eighties porn, we guess.

Oh, and Cami also revealed she’s among the select number of housemates who have been invited to Katie Price’s impending second wedding to husband Kieran Hayler – an honour she said hasn’t been extended to everyone.

“I’m invited, I’m very excited. She didn’t invite everybody, just certain housemates. I’m very excited, I can’t wait,” Cami added.

Catch CBB tonight at 9pm on Channel 5.

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