WARNING IF YOU WISH TO RETAIN THE USE OF YOUR EYES, LOOK AWAY NOW
Celebrity Big Brother 2015 is starting tonight, so to celebrate we thought we might rummage around our brain-thoughts for the last time Keith Chegwin (who was rumoured to be joining the CBB line-up last month) made us LOL on telly.
And we found EXACTLY what we were looking for in the theme of 2000 Channel 5 game show Naked Jungle.
Yep, if you thought Celebrity Juice was a bit rude, get your face in gear for THIS:
Naked Jungle was aired as part of a week of shows to help celebrate world naturism – and it had host Cheggers AND the contestants in the buff!
The programme was essentially a nude version of children's action game show Jungle Run, but crowned an individual winner rather than a team, and contestants collected fig leaves instead of bananas.
The competitors wore no clothes throughout except a coloured arm-band to tell them apart. Likewise, Keith was completely naked – except a helmet of course [no rude jokes please, we are actually talking about a hat] – so we reckon he’ll be the first to skinny dip in the Celebrity Big Brother hot tub!
See who else could be joining Cheggers in the CBB house tonight in this handy gallery:
Celebrity Big Brother 2015 line-up: The stars rumoured to be entering the CBB house
1 of 10Katie Price
Could Katie Price follow in the footsteps of Alex Reid and go into the CBB house this year? And if she does, could Alex be in there with her?
2 of 10Perez Hilton
The celebrity blogger is rumoured to be getting a £150,000 paycheck to appear on the show. Imagine his diary room gossip!
3 of 10Calum Best
Could the bankrupt former playboy be enticed into the house with a rumoured £50,000 payment?
4 of 10Danniella Westbrook
Despite rumours that the former Eastender is entering CBB, she’s denied it. But Daniella did say she would go in the house if asked…
5 of 10Patsy Kensit
The actress and ex-wife of Oasis’ Liam Gallagher is a strong contender for the house.
6 of 10Katie Hopkins
Could the woman who arguably causes more upset in the Twittersphere than anyone ever be entering the house? If the rumours are true, here’s hoping she won’t hold back.
7 of 10Keith Chegwin
Cheggers has reportedly signed up for the house . No stranger to reality TV, he’s previously been in Dancing on Ice and presented Naked Jungle. Let’s hope he keeps his clothes on for this show…
8 of 10Brian Harvey
The East17 star is supposedly in talks with CBB about being in the 2015 show, but hasn’t decided yet. Let’s hope he doesn’t get distracted with those thoughts and run himself over again.
9 of 10Jake Quickenden
Could the X Factor loser and I’m A Celebrity runner-up make it a reality TV hat trick? It looks like Jake the Snake won’t have the chance to flirt with famous females on screen again just yet as he’s denied he’s in the line-up. Although he’s said he will be watching.
10 of 10Wealdstone Raider
The football terrace celebrity and internet sensation who became famous when his Wealdstone FC chant went viral is also rumoured to be going into the house.